Part Seven: The Battle Part Two & The Conclusion!
So far in this tale, we have seen a lot of things, but now it is on to the final section of the Masterpiece. Sit back and relax with your cup of milt and enjoy!
Back at the Battle for the Universe, Mr. Orc is against BMX-Man and Evil Uncle Dump. As those two characters are meerly pieces in the grand scheme of the plot, Mr. Orc subdues them fast by blowing a magical spell upon them that causes them to turn on their own side in sexual ways.
"How much for a Three-some Bich?" BMX-Man and Evil Uncle Dump say.
"Well.... It is usually $0.01.... but I will give you a discount because there is a 2 for 1 price that I have, so it will cost $0.02 for both of you."
"That ain't a discount, but who cares," So Evil Uncle Dump and BMX-Man pay up and the three of them are no longer in the battle's picture as they fly away to Planet Shocker.
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Now we got Skullker and Lord Beaver against Freeza. "We'll get you, ya pancake flippin mook!" they say to Freeza.
"Not if I can help it" Freeza replies. So they fight and Lord Beaver gets attacked by the Sweedish made Penis enlarger and is K.I.A. Tinker joins in to help Skullker and he delivers the final blow when he blows a pinch of the Fudgepacker dust upon Skullker who immediatly goes to work on Freeza and sends him running away in a panic as he was violated in the most foul way.
*Now Mr. Orc, Skullker, and TinkerCody back the only surviving member of the Fudgepackers of the Universe MajinBoo, into a corner. MajinBoo then takes out his magical sword and holds it aloft saying, "By the Power of Fudgepackingggggg, IIIIII HAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEE TTTTTTHHHHHHEEEEEE PPPPOOOWWWWEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!" In mere seconds, MajinBoo easily kills off TinkerCody and Skullker and Mr. Orc and him are left alone in the ring platform of fighting. High above the clouds they stand upon this ring and are about to fight for the Universe.
"You know Mr. Orc, we have been enemies for nearly all of eternity, and it comes down to this. Whoever wins this battle will have control over the universe. I remember our humble beginings when I took over Canada on Earth in three minutes..."
"You suck MajinBoo, of course you took over Canada, what'd you do, push over their only Jet?" Mr. Orc butted in.
"Shut-up ORC!!! THIS HOUR IS MINE!!! But I do want you to know that we owe it to ourselves to fight this battle fairly, we have been through too much together." So MajinBoo then threw down his sword and regained his normal form to fight Mr. Orc hand to hand.
Mr. Orc stood puzzled, then sliced off MajinBoo's head with his Machetty, which killed him. Mr. Orc leaned over MajinBoo's lifeless remains and said, "Hahaha, you're a moron, what in the world would possess you to fight fair then expect me to as well, hahahahahahahaha, Im not an honourable idiot, I am freakin Mr. Orc, the galactical pirate you moron. hahahahaha!"
Mr Orc then walked off into the sunset laughing and his dynasty over the universe then began and the people of all planets worshiped his greatness and feared him for all eternity.
But I'm sure there are a few of you who are still wondering what became of Sean. Well, sometime during the battle, he found a Boat Magazine and walked into an outhouse to whack-it. After a few weeks, his arms fell off and he died of sadness.
THE END!!!!