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1/27/03 Mr Brians Jokes added! 12/28/03 REMODELING IN PROGRESS 11/28/03 Various updates! 11/5/03 News and poster 11/2/03 Many things updated look around. 11/1/03 Updates finally. New pics section from Camp Kern and Big Bear below and new poster. 10/11/03 Reviews and various things on this page. 10/7/03 Today is Total Recall 2! News. 10/5/03 Lots of news updates and more to come tonight. 9/26/03 Some updates! 9/24/03 Its been awhile but I have a few updates. I'll be more regular next week. 9/12/03 I'll be back on Sunday night with lots of updates but theres some major news. 9/5/03 News and movie status' 9/3/03 Summer movie summary report see below and Mr. A's DVD's updated 9/2/03 News, pictures below!, and Resident Evil Apacolypse page is up with many details! Also, the ad wagon is here with people who are selling things! 9/1/03 This week in theaters, news, Resident Evil Apacolypse coverage updates! 8/29/03 News, my eagle project page is up here. 8/28/03 Top picks for September and October are up! 8/27/03 See the lost teaser poster below!! 8/25/03 News and Resident Evil Apacolypse coverage below! 8/23/03 New banner, Put the pointer over the correspondents pictures! Also this week in theaters 8/22/03 ROTK teaser poster gallary and the trailer is downloadble here on the site below 8/17/03 This week in theaters. I'll be back on Friday night. I'm off to Big Bear for cross-country camp. I'll be back with many updates and a new banner coming soon. 8/16/03 Extensive review of Freddy vs Jason and also review of two others. News also. 8/14/03 News! Johnny English review And Robert the new correspondent, brings us music!! 8/12/03 BIG STUFF HAPPENING!!! New page about movie status' check it out. News, Mr A's DVD's update, A new correspondent is coming soon! Mr. Robert's Music, more details later. The Total Recall 2 poster has a few changes since more details have arisen since I made it. 8/11/03 Some things moved around the Scary Movie 3 picture has its own page. First look at Garfeild below! 8/10/03 UPDATE: Look below for a funny picture from Scary Movie 3.A whole weeks worth of news!! And Movie Previews updated. 7/31/03 I came back briefly to put the reviews of Bad Boys 2 and Charlies Angels 2. Signing out till August 10. 7/29/03 NEWS!!! UPDATE: ROTK Teaser released! See link below! 7/28/03 Movie previews updated up to October. It goes more detail than before let me know which you prefer in guestbook in something 7/27/03 This week in theaters, new poseter, and offer for a Total Recall 2 shirt!! 7/26/03 News, Ms. Katies track pictures, Mr. A's DVD's, and Augusts top 10 movies below! 7/23/03 2 new reviews, news, and coming soon Comic Con 2003 details and summary of upcoming movies 7/20/03 FIRST LOOK AT DOCTOR OCTOPUS IN SPIDERMAN 2~!! BELOW! 7/18/03 NEWS! Mr. A's DVD's, movie previews, movie times, posters, new picture below. 7/15/03 Mr. A has returned and has some DVD stuff for YOU! Some more movie news, Mr. A info now at the abou the correspondents, and posters changed. and poster page changed 7/14/03 This week in theaters and news 7/12/03 The Total Recall 2 poster. (See below) 7/11/03 Pirates of the Carribean reviewed. 7/9/03 New banner! (Sorry about excessive gore) News, movie times, and NEW!!! about the correspondents! 7/6/03 This week in theaters 7/5/03 Finally I found out about the correspondents linking wrong. Thanks for telling me you guy's :?) 7/4/03 News! More track pictues from Ms. Katie, more in the Zhubin Album, and new poster. 7/1/03 TERMINATOR 3 REVIEWED!!! And posted just before midnight. See below in review section 6/27/03 New banner, movie times for this weekend and next week for Terminator 3, this week in theaters, and theres the teaser poster for ROTK below. 6/25/03 News! 6/22/03 News, this week in theaters, shrek 2 poster on right, see Hugh Jackman as Van Helsing, and Ms. Katie is a correspondent! 6/19/03 News! Alien Vs Predetor, read my paper on "global warming" below, and movie times 6/15/03 New Banner! News! This week in theaters, and some revisions in the reviews. 6/14/03 Dumb and Dumberer review down below!! 6/10/03 News and movie times for the weekend 6/8/03 This week in theaters! 6/7/03 Look below! Compare the bad wizard from LOTR's to Hamas Leader!!! 6/2/03 News! 6/1/03 This week in theaters changed. Mr. A's DVD's! 5/31/03 New banner! (See above). This week in thearters updated tomorow! 5/28/03 Movie times for this weekend and News! 5/27/03 Ms.Katies Track pictures are up, news updates, and this week in theaters is prepared for this week! 5/25/03 The Matrix Reloaded review is finally up. (Only took a week) with the conversation between Neo and the Architect 5/21/03 The movie times this weekends movies i.e Bruce Almighty and The In-Laws are up. (It's the week of 5/24-29 just in case) We have returned and stronger than ever. We now have your movie information you need like movie times, trailers, movie previews, posters, reviews, pictures, and of course the news. Now you can see the correspondents on the left. Click on them for their site. There are still a few more things i'd like to add.

The Perfect Score

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did *I* get the ticket?" "Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.  "Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?"

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"Mad cow disease is reinstated in the U.S. every-so-often in fast food complexes by the government to kill off fat people (who consume large amounts of fast food) so that it brings down the amount of obease people in the U.S."

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MY EAGLE PROJECT MR. SCOOTER ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS GLOBAL WARMING FALSITUDE REPORT STEVE MARTIN OSCAR JOKES PICTURES THE Z ALBUM   (DELETED) LOST: A STORY OF  RUNNERS ABOUT MR. SCOOTER ABOUT THE CORRESPONDENTS CONVO  BETWEEN NEO   AND THE ARCHIETECT

The complete Lord of the Rings: Return of the King teaser poster gallary is up Here

Funny picture from Scary Movie 3 Here

Look what the Democrates in Sacramento got caught doing! Here

Resident Evil: Apacolypse More coming soon!

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