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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider and the Cradle of Life | |||||||||
"Long and Boring!" | |||||||||
Opening with a real life “Big Fat Greek Wedding”. Lara Croft is looking for Pandora’s box which is held in The Cradle of Life, a big black acid pit that the box lies in. It mostly takes place in Hong Kong and around China going to Africa later. Strange tree monsters. Mostly it seemed to lack suspense. Not much of a sense of danger. Sorry I can’t say anymore but it was a very long and boring movie. It may have been because I had a big toothache throughout the movie and or some stupid kid who was hopping comes in 10 minutes late and picks the seat right under where my feet are. There were 7 people in the theater and he picks that one! What was he thinking???? You could see where it wanted to go. It just lacked a good hook. Went a little over board with Freddy Vs Jason review and I have nothing to say about this movie. Grade: C Should You See it? No, unless you think you’ll have better luck than I did keeping attention with it. Rated PG-13 for action violence and some sexuality |