I know a rare creature. A modern day mystery.
A very rare beast with an interesting history.
She's good as gold-fish, and brave as a lion.
Cool as a cat. She never stops tryin'
Not very snakey. Hardly a sloth.
Courage a plenty, more balls than a moth.
A brilliant bird; long lovely locks.
A little bit cocky; a lot of a fox.
Toils like a workhorse; hung like a mare.
Smart as a dolphin. (I told you she's rare.)
Wise as an owl. Seldom gets blotto.
Gone to the doghouse (to rescue poor Scotto).
A constant cameleon. Dresses demure.
Doesn't like bullsh*t; not scared of manure.
You're starting to guess now, well here's some more clues.
Eyes like a sea-hawk; with central coast views.
The lady's no tramp, but the queen of all dames.
The pride of the lion king; mane-man is James.
Kind as a kitten. She's daring not dizzy.
Loves a good laugh, does the lovely Lizzy.
Top fish in her school. Such class seldom found.
All you sick puppies, don't monkey around.
Don't be a flathead. There's no need to flounder.
Get off your ass, now that you've found'er.
If you have pet problems, stop crowing, don't fret.
Just make a beeline for Lizzy the vet!
(c) MrsMyth
