The Purple Cows and other purplexing poetry!

A poetic tribute to, and celebration of Gelett Burgess's classic poem, 'The Purple Cow'.

Famous Purple Cow parodies ...

Contents Purple cow crazy Purple milk Purple cow business The purplexing cow Purple farm Our vet, Alvin The purple cow: a medical explanation Nothing rhymes with purple - A poet's proactive plan A post-study poem Nothing rhymes with Orange More cursed colours

Dedicated to Gelett Burgess and all those creative people who bring new insight to life and those who work in the dairy industry and To JD, who is colour blind.