You're not a country bumpkin.
You're not a rural hick.
You don't bake scones of pumpkin.
Your accent isn't thick.
You're not an inland idjit.
You've not dropped out of school.
Your family are not inbreds.
You're not the village fool.
You don't wait for the harvest.
Your payday's not December.
For you're a politician,
and you're a country member.
TJ McGowan
