How many times have you been married?
Once
Twice or more
I've never been married.

I buy furniture at
Flea Markets
Target
IKEA
Ethan Allen
Sotheby's

My favorite item of clothing is a
suit
dress
pair of jeans
shirt
bandana
thong

What kind of books do you read?
Nonfiction
Autobiography
Science Fiction
Romance
Literature
I don't have time to read.

I spend most of my day...
Managing others
On the computer
On the telephone
Using my hands
None of the above

How many languages do you speak?
1
2-4
5-7
more than 7

Which emotion do you usually inspire in coworkers?
Fear
Respect
Anger
Comraderie
Pity
I don't know!

How do you get members of the opposite sex into bed?
I pray really hard.
I blink my eyes.
I wear something skanky.
I ask them how they feel.
I pull rank.
I pay them outrageous compliments.

Someone starts shooting into a crowd of people. You
drop to the ground and whimper
hide
shoot back
bark orders at subordinates to shoot back
act as a human shield
find your Zen place

You find out a trusted friend is actually an enemy agent. You
set him free
act like you don't care
have him captured
have him killed
ask him to take you away
applaud him on a job well done