"No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace."
"Free Trip to Jannah. Details Inside!"
"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"
"People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before
you
know how strong they are."
"When down in the mouth, remember Yunus (alayhis salam). He came out all right."
"Fight truth decay -- study the Qur'an daily."
"How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Nonsmoking?"
"Dusty Qur'ans lead to Dirty Lives"
"Come work for Islam. The work is hard, the hours are long and the
pay is
low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."
"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to the Masjid."
"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
"Too many Forbidden fruit creates many jams."