FAMOUS LAST WORDS


Am I dying or is this my birthday?
What an irreparable loss.
Dying is easy, comedy is difficult.
I have nothing more to say to you.
Who is it? I still live.
Go away, I’m alright.
I don’t feel good.
Waiting are they; well let ‘em wait.
Are you happy? I am.
Friends applaud, the comedy is over.
Now comes the mystery.
It’s been a long time since I had champagne.
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
Let’s do it. I’m bored.
This is it, then.
Is that all there is?
That’s the end of me.
Oh no. I love you.
The fog is rising.
It’s very beautiful over there.
My pulse has stopped.
Remind me to keep breathing.
This is funny...
This is it!  I’m going.
Tell them I said something.
Look after the ...
Are you talking to me?
I keep seeing a tunnel.
I’m going to miss me.
I’m dead.
Quick, get a ladder!
Please don’t let me fall.
My work is done; why wait?
I’m ready.
Such is life.
Tell em I died like a man.
I didn’t do it.
It wasn’t me.
I’m innocent, forgive me.
I think I’m going to make it.
I’m tingling all over.
Save me.
Help us.
You’re killing the wrong people.
Please!

Myron Lysenko
5:10.3.02