Al Quotes

(The demanding Peg was irritating Jen before Al showed up. Al says he is Jen's friend.) Jen: "Ok, thanks. Because I really needed one when you showed up." Al: "Oh, yeah, right. Miss Piggy was out for blood. (Imitates Peg) Darling, relax! Be like me! Relax! Just let go!"

Jen: "It must be Antonio. Who else would be looking for Cristian?"
Al: "Jen, I thought we weren't going to mention the 'C' word."

Jessica: "Look at you. In a wheelchair, out of your room."
Al: "Yeah. I'm a regular triathlete."

Al: "I want to be sitting up when Jen gets here. Maybe go for a walk.. or a roll."

Jen: "Did you wheel in here all by yourself?"
Al: "Yep. Arms of steel."

(Jessica arrives minutes after Max has been helping Al in his wheel-chair) Al: "Hey, Jess. You know my chauffeur."

A wheer-chair bound Al: "Well, I won't be taking the stairs anyway, so.."

Jen: "I'm not going anywhere, I swear."
Al: "Yeah, well, neither am I in this stupid wheelchair."

Jen: "You're going to get used to it, don't worry."
Al: "Right. So, since when are you such an expert on my wheels?"

Max: "Jen, welcome to the party. Doesn't Al look great?"
Jen: "He looks terrific."
Al: "Aw, come on. Every chick digs a guy with a new set of wheels."

(Jen asks Al if he'll be okay alone in his new wheel-chair) Al: "Me? Yeah. Yeah, sure. No problem. I got to learn how to work this stupid contraption sooner or later. (He runs into furniture) It's just me, learning"

(Al keeps his sense of humor, even after falling in front of Jen) Al: "I just wanted to show her -- nothing. Nothing happened. I just fell, ok? Look, I've fallen and I can't get up."

(About Jen and Al) Natalie: "There's a rumor going around campus that you two are getting married."
Al: "Get out of town!"

(Natalie is trying to convince Al to break up Seth and Jessica) Natalie: "It's a 50-50 exchange. You use your friendship with Jessica to break up Seth and Jessica. I let you keep Jen."
Al: "What if I can't turn Jessica against Seth? Surprise! She does have a mind of her own and she seems to like the guy."

(Natalie threatens Al, but he tries to talk some sense into her.) Natalie: "If Jessica doesn't buy this, then Jen's going to have to find out that you've been running laps around the carriage house.."
Al: "Well, what about Seth, huh? Am I supposed to force him to be in love with you? Earth to Natalie -- the guy's not interested."

(Al gets sarcastic when Natalie gets desperate.) Natalie: "Have you seen Jessica?"
Al: "No, not since last night when I told her that she shouldn't stay overnight in Philly."
Natalie: "And this morning?"
Al: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, I - I got out of bed, I rolled over to her house, I woke her up and I said, 'You should break up with Seth right now!'"

(Al tells Natalie about how Allison nearly caught him standing up.) Al: "I came about this close to getting caught on my feet.."

Natalie: "Someone was here?!!"
Al: "Yeah, some weird little woman! About.. (gestures pretty low with his hand) this tall. Brown hair.."

Jen: "Shut up!"
Al: (sarcastically) "Ooh, that was a good one."

(Al tells Max that Roxy's suitor is Asa) Al: "She was going on and on about this guy wanting her, right? Asa shows up, and it turns out it's him! Why he wants her.. I have no idea."

(About Roxy) Al: "She makes a fool out of herself everyday, Dad."

Gabrielle: "Are you okay? You seem a little jittery."
Al: "Oh, no, I'm fine. Great. Just, you know, driving myself really hard lately. Study, study, study. You know, got to get those grades up."

Gabrielle: "So Marcie's tutoring is helping?"
Al: "Oh, yeah, she's a real slave driver."

Jen: (About Al's graduation hat) "Nice hat. Must be a real thrill to have your little crush here to show it off to."
Al: "Matter of fact, it is. Where's your crush? Oh, he's probably off showing off your little hat, right? You do have a hat... right?"

Al: (about Max's involvement with Foxy Roxy's) "You know, I was thinking maybe that you should change the name to 'Foxy Maxy's'."

Marcie: "Gosh, I love it when fellas do big, manly stuff."
Al: "Yeah, well I never shy away from an opportunity to look studly."

Al: (to Marcie) "You're a lot stronger than you think, kid."

Al (as a ghost, to the ghost of Luna): "I may be dead, but I still have some fight left in me."







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