Michael Quotes

Michael: (Michael tries to sneak into Dr. Long's office) "It's unlocked."
Marcie: "That is breaking and entering."
Michael: "No. That is just entering -- no breaking. Wait here, all right? If anybody comes by, just, like, start talking really loud and really fast. You know how to do that."

Marcie: (to an injured Michael in the hospital) "You sure you're okay?"
Michael: "Yeah. I'm way too doped up to feel anything."

Dorian: (to Michael, who broke his leg by falling out of a window) "I just heard that my favorite resident became a patient. What happened?"
Michael: "I slipped on a banana peel."

Marcie: (wearing a blonde wig) "Is it true, gentlemen prefer blondes, huh?"
Michael: "I don't know, why don't you go find a gentleman and ask him."

Marcie: "My dad's going to go ballistic. Ron's going to get loud. Everybody has a temper."
Michael: "Yeah, well, we're all Irish here. What's a temper or two?"

Michael: "What would you like me to do, Marcie? Do you want me to lie? Really, I can't believe that you invited Ron and your dad and Eric and his boyfriend to lunch. I mean, it's like some sort of weird gay intervention."

Marcie: (About an interview she has for her book) "I'm really nervous. Thank God it's not for television, right? Cause, at least no one will see what I look like."
Michael: "You look beautiful. All you got to do is be yourself."







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