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It all began in a land far, far away, a land whose name we speak no longer. For the present time, let us call the land "Grub-Town." It was in this land, somewhere around the midwestnorth of Middle Earth (tm) that the ever-elusive Cabs was born to a pack of wild mongoose, who nurtured her until they could no longer provide adequate dietary supplements, at which point she was sent to live in a pasture.The Cabs was a happy baby, although she grew to be a slightly petulant and whiny small child. During those years of petulance, Cabs came to a place we shall call, for our present purposes, Hell. Here it was that Cabs learned valuable life lessons, such as how to say the greek alphabet in five seconds or less, and why bagpipers are important. But a shadow crept into this Purgatory. Whispers grew of a nameless fear. The Seb-child made an appearance. And it was in this hour, when all hope was lost, that the C and the Cabs discovered one another, as well as the T eventually. Together they forged an alliance unlike any other, and through much struggle and hardship, the Cabs and the T were released from Hell. The C stayed on to fight a final battle before throwing in her towel as well. It was at this time that Cabs moved away from Grub-Town to Pack-Town, the capital of Middle Earth. And so here she will remain until such a time comes when she may leave, and make her place in the world. |
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