Sisters of the Disorder of the    Like A Virgin Convent

We are a small Disorder, commonly known as the Sisters who say Ni, we are dedicated to abstinence through either choice or circumstance. We spend most days in quiet meditation upon the facts of life...and our lack of intimacy in the physical sense.....we speak often of our longing for a certain man..he wears the uniform of a Roman general...and speaks with a shakespearian two pints after lunch accent...we DO NOT WORSHIP him at all ..we see him as our patron saint...we wonder if he will ever come to know of our desires. Some of the Sisters of the Disorder are actually virgins; others are reconstituted virgins and some claim to be virgins despite the fact they regularly partake of the acts of carnal man.....one wonders at their true commitment to the Disorder? I shall name the Sisters who say Ni..now they are as follows: Mother Posterior is Sister Nevagetsabit........Nicki Sister Gotcobwebsandanaxe......Dana Sister Getsabitonaregbasis....Deb Sister BeensolongIforgothow..Lalja Sister Nevagotmesome...Dominique Sister Ooops.....Janice Sister Nevagotabit.....Lisa S Sister Cantloseherminditwaslostyearsago...MMJ Sister Writingherownmanuel..Carol Ann Sister Needshermedication..Tillie Sister LikesabitofRusswithhercoffee..Melinda Sister Mister....Cameron Sister Icedream...Monika Sister MusclesMckraken...Ally Sister Whogetsherman.......Jo Sister LoonieloolielovesitRuss..Loolie Sister Notaspureashername...Kasia Sister Kixarse....Yvonne Sister Crustyrustykeeper...Paula Sister Hasnthaditinyrs...Mina Sister Giggles...Danielle Sister MaximusGibbus..Robin Sister Inlustwithrust...Maggie Mae Sister Dustbowl...Chilli Sister Keeperofthedroolbucket..Kathleen Sister WantsaRustyIronMan...Shella

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L I B R A R Y

THE BATTLE OF THE click SISTERS here

POETRY CORNER

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CONVENT NEWS AS OF THIS WEEKEND THE CONVENT HAS HAD NEED OF RENOVATIONS DUE TO AN UNFORTUNATE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION.......I HAVE DECIDED TO BUILD TWO NEW CONVENTS TO HELP EASE THE EVER INCREASING NUMBER OF SISTERS JOINING THE DISORDER. THESE NEW CONVENTS ARE NOW BEING BUILT BY YOUNG ABLE BODIED MEN WEARING FLANNALETTE SHIRTS AND SHORTS, DRINKING VB AND SMOKING LIKE CHIMNEYS. THE NEW SISTERS RESIDENCES ARE LOCATED AT: DE NILE RIVER CONVENT AND HEALTH SPA....NO MOPHEADS  IN SIGHT!!! COFFS HARBOUR CONVENT (RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THE BIG BANNANA...A LOCAL TOURIST ATTRACTION....AND FUNNILY ENOUGH IT ATTRACTS A LOT OF ATTENTION FROM THE SISTERS ALSO) OF COURSE ALL CONVENTS ARE FULLY STOCKED WITH VB AND VALLIUM MOTHER POSTERIOR ***news flash*** IT HAS COME TO THE SISTERS ATTENTION THAT MR. MAN IS BUYING A LARGE PROPERTY IN AUSTIN....SO SOME OF THE SISTERS CAME UP WITH A CUNNING PLAN TO HOOK HIM IN THE SISTERS ARE CURRENTLY CONVERTING AN OLD BREWERY IN TO AN ALL NEW GOTHIC CONVENT WHICH TO ALL WHO VIEW IT ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKS UNSUSPIOUSLY LIKE A CARELTON VIC BITTER BREWERY OF COURSE IT COMES WITH ALL THE MOD CONS AS ALL OF OUR OTHER CONVENTS HAVE BEFORE.......TORTURE CHAMBER, HEALTH AND BEAUTY SPA, BAR AND GRILL, INTERNATIONAL RESTAURANTS, PERSONAL 24 HOUR MAXIMUS MASSEUR AND SLAVE BOY. OH WHAT FUN! MOTHER POSTERIOUR

I just love this shot besides the tree..... he just looks like he needs to be grabbed ...thrown on the sand and had unspeakable acts thrust upon him.....oh dear.......time for the cold showers...hahhah!!

Flannies..... the uniform of the true mullet....but don't he make it look designer... Flannies by Armani

OH BABY

HHE LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS A LITTLE DISCIPLINE...ANY TAKERS??

C O M E T O M A M M A

Russel in Austin August 18th... thanx to Melinda

THIS WEBPAGE IS BEST VIEWED WITH GREAT CAUTION......IT CAN OVER STIMULATE THE SENSES AND ALSO MAY OVERHEAT YOUR COMPUTER......ALSO MAYBE BEST LOOK AT IT WITH 1028x786 (I THINK)

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this page was first created on the 23rd of August 2000