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| The Jokes Page Three Men Traveling in the Amazon - From Triton. Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10 times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?" "I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch. "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Mexican." The Four CountryMan Flying on a Plane - From Triton. An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane. Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton Meet in Iraq - From Triton. Saddam Hussein meets with Bill Clinton in Iraq to discuss the recent issues surrounding them. As Bill sits down, he notices that Saddam has 3 buttons on his armrest. He lets it go and the talks begin. 10 minutes into the talk, Saddam pushes the first of the 3 buttons. A boxing glove comes out and punches Bill Clinton right in the face. Bill is annoyed, but continues talking with Saddam. 5 minutes later, Saddam pushes the second button on his armrest. A boot comes out of the floor and kicks Clinton square in the balls. Clinton is in serious pain and really angry now with Saddam. Yet, he continues the talk. 5 minutes later, Saddam pushes the third button. A bucket of cold water comes out of the ceiling and soaks Clinton. Clinton is so angry that he requests that the talk continue a week later in Washington DC. Saddam, too proud to say no, accepts Clinton’s plea. A week later, Saddam arrives in Washington DC and walks into the Oval Office. Clinton is sitting at his chair with 3 buttons on his armrest. Saddam is a bit worried, but sits down to talk nonetheless. 10 minutes into the talk, Clinton presses the first button on his armrest. Saddam jumps up and looks around, but nothing happened. Clinton is laughing hysterically and Saddam is in deep confusion. Anyway, the talks proceed. 5 minutes later, Clinton presses the second button on the armrest. Saddam once again jumps up and looks around, but nothing happens again. Clinton is getting teary-eyed from laughing so hard but controls himself and continues the talk. 5 minutes later Clinton presses the third button on the armrest and Saddam stays in his place. Now Clinton is going crazy. He’s rolling on the floor laughing, and he just can’t stop. Saddam, now enraged, jumps up and declares: “Enough! I’m going back to Baghdad to be in peace!” Clinton replies: “What Baghdad?” Here is a visual one - From Carlos Any more please send them to Carlos |
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