| 2005 SEASON | ||||||||||
| Week 1 | Week 12 | |||||||||
| Bestial Sodomy | 10 | - | Zimmer | 7 | Bestial Sodomy | 11 | - | Zimmer | 9 | |
| Your Momma's Boys | 10 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 8 | Your Momma's Boys | 7 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 11 | |
| Cobra Kai | 6 | - | Population Tire | 12 | Cobra Kai | 7 | - | Population Tire | 13 | |
| Team Smegma | 16 | - | Hammercocks | 1 | Team Smegma | 7 | - | Hammercocks | 8 | |
| Tyson's Baby Eaters | 11 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 7 | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 13 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 4 | |
| Semitic Sluggers | 11 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 7 | Semitic Sluggers | 10 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 7 | |
| Week 2 | Week 13 | |||||||||
| Bestial Sodomy | 10 | - | Your Momma's Boys | 8 | Bestial Sodomy | 10 | - | Your Momma's Boys | 7 | |
| Zimmer | 15 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 3 | Zimmer | 12 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 5 | |
| Cobra Kai | 11 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 4 | Cobra Kai | 10 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 8 | |
| Team Smegma | 5 | - | Population Tire | 13 | Team Smegma | 7 | - | Population Tire | 12 | |
| Tyson's Baby Eaters | 12 | - | Hammercocks | 6 | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 13 | - | Hammercocks | 3 | |
| Semitic Sluggers | 9 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 9 | Semitic Sluggers | 8 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 9 | |
| Week 3 | Week 14 | |||||||||
| Bestial Sodomy | 6 | - | Cobra Kai | 14 | Bestial Sodomy | 7 | - | Cobra Kai | 10 | |
| Zimmer | 12 | - | Your Momma's Boys | 6 | Zimmer | 5 | - | Your Momma's Boys | 11 | |
| Team Smegma | 9 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 10 | Team Smegma | 9 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 9 | |
| Tyson's Baby Eaters | 13 | - | Population Tire | 5 | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 10 | - | Population Tire | 6 | |
| Semitic Sluggers | 13 | - | Hammercocks | 6 | Semitic Sluggers | 15 | - | Hammercocks | 3 | |
| Helmut Has AIDS | 6 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 9 | Helmut Has AIDS | 16 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 2 | |
| Week 4 | Week 15 | |||||||||
| Bestial Sodomy | 7 | - | Team Smegma | 10 | Bestial Sodomy | 7 | - | Team Smegma | 10 | |
| Zimmer | 7 | - | Cobra Kai | 13 | Zimmer | 7 | - | Cobra Kai | 9 | |
| Your Momma's Boys | 10 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 8 | Your Momma's Boys | 8 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 9 | |
| Tyson's Baby Eaters | 13 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 4 | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 10 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 8 | |
| Semitic Sluggers | 11 | - | Population Tire | 7 | Semitic Sluggers | 10 | - | Population Tire | 6 | |
| Helmut Has AIDS | 9 | - | Hammercocks | 8 | Helmut Has AIDS | 12 | - | Hammercocks | 5 | |
| Week 5 | Week 16 | |||||||||
| Bestial Sodomy | 5 | - | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 14 | Bestial Sodomy | 2 | - | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 15 | |
| Zimmer | 7 | - | Team Smegma | 10 | Zimmer | 14 | - | Team Smegma | 4 | |
| Your Momma's Boys | 5 | - | Cobra Kai | 12 | Your Momma's Boys | 9 | - | Cobra Kai | 10 | |
| Semitic Sluggers | 8 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 10 | Semitic Sluggers | 11 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 7 | |
| Helmut Has AIDS | 6 | - | Population Tire | 10 | Helmut Has AIDS | 7 | - | Population Tire | 10 | |
| Hammercocks | 5 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 13 | Hammercocks | 11 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 5 | |
| Week 6 | Week 17 | |||||||||
| Bestial Sodomy | 11 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 9 | Bestial Sodomy | 13 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 4 | |
| Zimmer | 8 | - | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 8 | Zimmer | 7 | - | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 11 | |
| Your Momma's Boys | 9 | - | Team Smegma | 9 | Your Momma's Boys | 8 | - | Team Smegma | 10 | |
| Cobra Kai | 4 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 15 | Cobra Kai | 10 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 8 | |
| Helmut Has AIDS | 10 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 8 | Helmut Has AIDS | 9 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 8 | |
| Hammercocks | 4 | - | Population Tire | 14 | Hammercocks | 1 | - | Population Tire | 17 | |
| Week 7 | Week 18 | |||||||||
| Bestial Sodomy | 6 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 11 | Bestial Sodomy | 9 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 8 | |
| Zimmer | 15 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 3 | Zimmer | 11 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 6 | |
| Your Momma's Boys | 7 | - | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 9 | Your Momma's Boys | 0 | - | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 18 | |
| Cobra Kai | 7 | - | Team Smegma | 11 | Cobra Kai | 2 | - | Team Smegma | 15 | |
| Hammercocks | 10 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 10 | Hammercocks | 10 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 7 | |
| Population Tire | 9 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 9 | Population Tire | 14 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 5 | |
| Week 8 | Week 19 | |||||||||
| Bestial Sodomy | 9 | - | Hammercocks | 8 | Bestial Sodomy | 11 | - | Hammercocks | 6 | |
| Zimmer | 5 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 13 | Zimmer | 13 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 4 | |
| Your Momma's Boys | 11 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 9 | Your Momma's Boys | 3 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 11 | |
| Cobra Kai | 13 | - | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 5 | Cobra Kai | 6 | - | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 11 | |
| Team Smegma | 12 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 4 | Team Smegma | 13 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 4 | |
| Population Tire | 9 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 6 | Population Tire | 11 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 4 | |
| Week 9 | Week 20 | |||||||||
| Bestial Sodomy | 6 | - | Population Tire | 11 | Bestial Sodomy | 8 | - | Population Tire | 7 | |
| Zimmer | 6 | - | Hammercocks | 11 | Zimmer | 10 | - | Hammercocks | 7 | |
| Your Momma's Boys | 6 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 11 | Your Momma's Boys | 16 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 2 | |
| Cobra Kai | 9 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 7 | Cobra Kai | 10 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 8 | |
| Team Smegma | 8 | - | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 9 | Team Smegma | 9 | - | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 7 | |
| Spoon's C Squad | 9 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 11 | Spoon's C Squad | 7 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 9 | |
| Week 10 | Week 21 | |||||||||
| Bestial Sodomy | 10 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 8 | Bestial Sodomy | 8 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 11 | |
| Zimmer | 3 | - | Population Tire | 14 | Zimmer | 5 | - | Population Tire | 12 | |
| Your Momma's Boys | 12 | - | Hammercocks | 6 | Your Momma's Boys | 16 | - | Hammercocks | 1 | |
| Cobra Kai | 12 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 8 | Cobra Kai | 12 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 7 | |
| Team Smegma | 12 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 5 | Team Smegma | 7 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 10 | |
| Tyson's Baby Eaters | 8 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 11 | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 11 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 5 | |
| Week 11 | Week 22 | |||||||||
| Bestial Sodomy | 15 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 4 | Bestial Sodomy | 10 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 7 | |
| Zimmer | 11 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 7 | Zimmer | 10 | - | Spoon's C Squad | 9 | |
| Your Momma's Boys | 7 | - | Population Tire | 9 | Your Momma's Boys | 3 | - | Population Tire | 14 | |
| Cobra Kai | 14 | - | Hammercocks | 5 | Cobra Kai | 12 | - | Hammercocks | 6 | |
| Team Smegma | 10 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 8 | Team Smegma | 17 | - | Helmut Has AIDS | 2 | |
| Tyson's Baby Eaters | 10 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 6 | Tyson's Baby Eaters | 10 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 8 | |
| POSTSEASON | ||||||||||
| Round 1 | ||||||||||
| Cobra Kai | 9* | - | Zimmer | 9 | ||||||
| Team Smegma | 6 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 11 | ||||||
| Spoons C Squad | 2 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 13 | ||||||
| Helmut Has AIDS | 14 | - | Hammercocks | 4 | ||||||
| Round 2 | ||||||||||
| Tyson's Baby Eaters | 14 | - | Cobra Kai | 3 | ||||||
| Population Tire | 12 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 7 | ||||||
| Team Smegma | 15 | - | Zimmer | 4 | ||||||
| Bestial Sodomy | 12 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 8 | ||||||
| Helmut Has AIDS | 7 | - | The Boys of Summer | 11 | ||||||
| Spoons C Squad | 9 | - | Hammercocks | 7 | ||||||
| Round 3 | ||||||||||
| Tyson's Baby Eaters | 4 | - | Population Tire | 13 | ||||||
| Cobra Kai | 7 | - | Semitic Sluggers | 12 | ||||||
| Bestial Sodomy | 4 | - | The Boys of Summer | 13 | ||||||
| Helmut Has AIDS | 10 | - | The Brooklyn Dodgers | 7 | ||||||
| * Cobra Kai wins on tie-breaker (ERA) | ||||||||||