THE PERVERT'S PALATIAL PALACE!!!
(Notice, of course, that there is only ONE pervert in the NS&P.... sadly, she has yet to find anyone as perverted as she....)
I just HAD to let you enjoy this picture!!!  He can also be found on the RRR link!  He's too adorable :-)
You may be wondering just how I got the honor of being the P of NS&P.  Well, it's really quite simple (kind of)!  The Slut and I had duked it out for about a day or so; we both wanted to be the Slut.  HOWEVER, she seemed to be getting more action than me at that point in time and there was NO WAY I was giving up my dirty mind JUST to become a slut. 


Soooo..... I agreed to become the pervert!  And I'm glad I did.  As you will see if you go the RRR link, I am the one who came up w/the Rear Rating system (along w/the Slut and another friend).  I can take just about anything said and make it sound dirty!  I have been like this since High School and I doubt I'll stop this any time soon.  Rest assured, I know when to be a pervert and when not to be!  Ya just gotta learn to control the urges!!!!
Looking back, I wonder how smart THAT was.....
It's especially fun doing it to Prof's b/c 9 times out of 10 they have NO CLUE what you're laughing about!
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Well, now that you've viewed the CRAZINESS of the other two members, it's now time to sit back and read about the NORMAL member of the NS&P league....... THE PERVERT (I mean, really...... who wants to be a slut or a nut???  Such negative connotations....)