| With a loud thump and a moan, Captain Fist landed upon the news tower, fists around his cock. "Help me, help me Captain Fist!" Captain Fist crouched, his bigger ball settling on the concrete (the smaller was tucked in his ass). It was time to complete another mission. In less than an hour, Captain Fist arrived on the scene of the crime. A young man was wimply fighting, his big nose flining itself into his own eyes like a flaccid penis. The bad guys (dressed in spandex of neon green) were violently swinging ass beads and vibrators. "Captain Fist!" Captain Fist put his fisted hands on his donut nipples. "How can I please you, young nasal passage man?" The young man accidentally whaled on Captain Fist with his nose. "That calls for a punishment!" Captain Fist shoved one of his fists into the huge bucket of KY on his "tool" belt. "They're the ones who were attacking me!" Thr young man pointed at the now laughing queens, his eyes filled with tears. "But you dared to hit me, Captain Fist!" He removed his now soaked and tenderized fist from the bucket. "Time for super fisting powers!" With his fist ready and the young man bent over, Captain Fist begins another night of defending the good and fisting the evil. "In the name of the fist, I shall punish you!" FIST! SQUISH! BANG! "Gyaaaaaaaa!" "Ha ha!" The End Captain Fist says: If a friend you know has a large nose, please do not let them continue with that embarrassing physical montrosity. Immediately begin to raise money for an emergancy rhinoplasty. HeeHEEHEEheeHEEhee! ::victory sign:: Captain Fist Says!! |
| Story One - Big nose kid |
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