Updated 03/23


Yes, I am a class of 2000 graduate, but the D.A. Quotes will still remain!


D.A. Quotes '99-'00


"What is this??" - Mr. Olin, while reading a certain quote

"Yeah, once they graduate, they become barbarians." -Mr. Watkins

"This is my last lunch duty! Yay!" - Ms. Cipriano

"Well, I heard there's a vacant spot." - Mr. Haggerty, referring to Ms. Cipriano leaving (and therefore he has a chair in the faculty room)

"I've never gotten a fine in all my years at D.A.!" -me
"Oh, do you want the full D.A. experience?" - Ms. Weil

"Oh, I'm going to eat that sandwich after-school." - Mr. Rizzo
After a long conversation with him, "I'm not going to eat that sandwich! Oh my God!"
(It's a long and hysterical story...)

"They had to make nicey nicey!" - Ms. DeAngelis on Parliament

"Can you do the Mummy voice? Just one more time?" - Jen Loyola

"Oh my God! It's so scary!" -Jen L.
"He keeps straing at us!" -*doreen*
"What is going on? I have no clue!" - Michelle A.

"I come over here just to see this picture!" - Michelle A. (should I say which picture? Achjuschootin! LOL!)

"It can't be the Doreen show, but if it doesn't done by Thursday, it'll be my show!" - Dr. Hartling

"Happy Birthday Mr.Olin!" - *doreen*
"Oh, thank you so much!" - Mr. Olin
(I was giving back the Psych textbook. Fun!)

"What's wrong Doreen?" - Mr. Rosada
"It's our last computer class... Are you going to miss us?" - *doreen*
"Of course. You were the best class!" -Mr. Ro
"Yeah right! You're going to forget us like yesterday's garbage!" - *doreen*

"Their last names all have two meanings or something like, TImber and Lake, Fat One, Kirk and Patrick." -Michelle A.

"Which guy am I stalking?" - Gabrielle

"We are pathetic!" - Michelle A.

"They're touring here in July!" - Michelle A.
"YES!" - Doreen
(long story....)

"Ms. Rende, I make math fun, right?" -Alexis K.
"Yeah right!" -Ms. Rende

"Ms. Rende, how's your foot?" - *doreen*
"Broken!" - Ms. Rende

"Doreen, did you change your grades in there? We are going to print out your report card and it's going to be all 99's." - Mr. Rosada
"I can do that on there?"- *doreen*

"I'm glad you have a boyfriend and you have fun but i don't want to hear about it!" - Ms. Rende

"He is just a pompous ass!" -Dr. Hartling

"I get a lot of sex." - Ms. Cipriano (no, she didn't mean it the way it sounded!)

"I want to be on your quotes page!" -Alyssa

"No, that isn't me. That's Mr. Sayaman when he was younger. That is a bad picture of me!" -Mr. Rosada complaining about a picture that we are going to put in the yr. book of him

"Oh my God. It's only 2:40? That clock is broken!" -Michelle A.

"Little miss tardiness." -Jen
"Litlle miss..... Stayed up a little too late last night." - Mr. Olin
"Litle miss hangover!" -Jen
"Little miss hang... I don't think so!" - doreen (i was late for Amnesty International!)

"Cover your mouth when you cough,Vanessa!" - Mr. Rizzo

"I am so stressed!" - Mr. Rizzo

"Doreen, I put you on that computer there because you are good with the wires." -Mr. Rosada

"Be careful. There are wires." -Mr. Rosada during every computer class

D.A. Quotes - the 98/99 year
Also: Sayaman Central- the best of Mr. Sayaman last year

"This is the guy to ask!" -Mr. Rosada

Want a sucky?" - Alyssa

"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" -Mr. Rosada

"We don't have tornados and hurricaines...we have muggers!" - Ms. Gunset

"If you are holding a bar and (moves hands vertically) I will hit you. You better watch out and get your face outta there but if i move horizontally, you can go HAHA and put your face there!" -Mr. Rosada (long story)

"What are you doing? Hitchhiking?" - Mr. Rosada to Jessica when learning the 3rd Left Hand Rule

"For males, a cool breeze on a warm day will turn them on. They have girls on their minds every 5 seconds!" -Ms. Rea

"You can kiss Boy A and feel like you'd rather have a root canal but look at Boy B and want to say TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!" - Ms. Rea

"Yes, there is a hell. It's right downstairs in the boiler room!" -Ms. Rea

"I can help you. They pay me five dollar a day to help you!" - Ms. Rea

"The gas gets excited." -Mr. Rosada
'It gets excited?" - Rachel
"Yes, VERY excited!" - Dana
Everyone laughs: "That wasn't meant to be dirty!" - Dana

"The birthday is very loud. A lot of volume in there." - Mr. Rosada

"What is this in Kelvin?" -Mr.Rosada
"A lot of Kelvin?" -Doreen

"Gotta' go to MOs!" - Dana

'We're the MO dancers!" -Dana and Doreen

"Next time you be outta' there!" - Mr. Rosada

"Minty fresh..all over." - Michelle R.

"Henry VIII I am I am!" - Michelle A.

"Doreen on male-female relationships: Should I draw stick figures?" - Michelle R.

"What's the difference between the white gold and the yellow gold rings?" - Doreen
"One is white and one is yellow!" -Ms. Rende
"I know that!" -Doreen

'The dog was not stressed!" -Gabrielle
"Yes it was! It wanted to get out!" -Doreen

"E-mail is the most sensitive part of the system because if it doesn't work everyone comes to me hereand complaining!" -Mr. Rosada

"Don't be stingy with the graph paper!" -Ms. Rende

"Michelle, are you awake?" -Ms. Rende to Michelle R. (all the time she asks!)

"We burned the city of York which is the modern day city of..?" - Mr. Watkins
::silence::
"Toronto!" -Doreen
'Whoa, where'd that come from?" -Kim D.

'I still remember having to wear woolen dress pants to Church. It was torture! It was...evil!" - Mr. Watkins

"Doreen, your hair has so many waves, I'm getting sea sick." -Kim D.

"Oh, is that a fire?" -Doreen
"No, it's a stack of hay!" -Mr. Rosada

"She used up her entire intelligence for the whole year!" -Michelle R. on a certain someone in Religion

"What is this?" - Mr. Rosada holding up the electric pencil sharpener, "It's an eraser sharpener!"
"What? It's a pencil sharpener!" -Rachel
"Oh, that's right." -Mr. Rosada (he then proceeded to swing the sharpener around his head and by his side)

"If I cut the cord on the sharpener, where will it go?" -Mr. Rosada
"Away?" -Doreen

"Is this ,like, a new topic?" -Doreen
"Doreen on Physics." -Michelle R.

"Like I stick a dynamite in there and light it up..then BOOM! an explosion pronblem!" - Mr. Rosada

"What do we do after we draw the diagonals?" -doreen in math
"Uh, who are you talking to?" -Rachel
"Um, well, I just wanted to know." - doreen
"Are you asking me?" -ms. rende
"Oh, yeah." - doreen (you had to be there)

"I have to become onw with Chewbacca. Wait I feel it. You have to turn the lights off, though." Jess E.
"But the people coming down the stairs." - Mich A.
"So, they'll fall down..ok, you gotta turn around. I can't have people see me. Alright, I feel Chewey!I feel his vibes." - Jess E.

"Congratulations, you're a man." - Jess E.

"I saw your boy toy yesterday.." - Jen
"My what?" - doreen

"Sometimes I wear support hose to cover up my cellulite." - Ms. Rea

"Okay, so you have self-love and you're all dandy." - Jessica E.

"Well, I don't know, since I've never had bashed up legs, but instead, cellulite" -Ms. Rea

"That's failure!" - Mr. Rosada

"Does anyone have a problem with .01?" -Mr. Rosada

"So you better shut up in there!" - Mr. Rosada

"On a clear day, you can smell the rubber!" - Ms. Rea singing

"I'm laughing in here very hard!" - Mr. Rosada

"I'm too sexy for my class!" - Ms. Rea

"What do you need this for?" - Mr. Rosada pointing at the kinematic equations on the board
"To blow my nose." - Vanessa M. (thinking he was talking about her tissues)
"Vanessa you know better than that! .. Do you want to blow your nose on this one?" - Mr. Rosada pointing to the board

"It will be time squared. Not the Times Square over there, but time squared." - Mr. Rosada

"Don't talk about Physics until you're told to do so!" - Mr. Rosada, again

"Only because I'm older with wrinkles and cellulite." -Ms. Rea

"Okay, giving is sharing oneself with one another which can be moral or immoral." - Melisa

"Don't write so small,Rachel! I'll need a microscope soon to read it. Don't write small, girls. One number to a line. Save a tree in another class." -Ms. Rende

"You just wrote on my hand, too." - Ms. Rende to Artemisia

"Acostarse means?" - Ms. Gliatta
"To get up?" - Doreen
"No, the opposite." - Ms. Gliatta
"Oh, um, to go to sleep, I mean, go to bed?"
"Yeah.." - Ms. Gliatta
A few minutes later...
"
Despertarse.. Doreen?"
"Um, to get up?"
"No, to wake up! ... Stop it!" - Ms. Gliatta

"Can I leave it like this Michelle?" - Ms. Rende
"No reduce it." - Mich R.
"So three ninths reduced is..?"
"One -half." - Mich R.
"What??" -Ms. Rende
"Oops, I mean, one-third." - Mich R.
"You just failed the fourth grade." Ms. Rende

"So, you better behave!" - Mr. Rosada

"I'm driving an airplane. Where am I going?!?! I can go forward or backward." -Mr. Rosada, the Physics teacher who will probably be the next Mr. Sayaman

Written on board: 'Me Firts' supposed to say 'Me First'
"Oh look what I just did... Old age isn't pretty children!!" - Ms. Rea upon realizing her mistake

"You use that FOIL method?" - Doreen (math III class)

"Why do we need this? I dont see the sense of using letters in math!" - Artemisia

"I don't wake up on the first day of school and say 'Yes, there's another walk-a-thon this year!'' - Sr. Christine

"That's five.....percent!" - Mr. Rosada

In Spanish class answering questions about clothing:
"Platanos?" - Tricia
"Um, I dont think he's going to leave with his plantains." -Ms. Gliatta
"Oh, pantalones!" -Tricia

"Please excuse my big fat ass." - Jessica E.

"You can laugh before 8:25 and after 3:00 but not during school." - Sr. Christine (kiddin' around)
"Give her a $25 fine if she does!" - Jen
"I'm not paying $25!" -Doreen
"Ok, $50 fine then." -Sr. Christine

"I was never really good at math in grade school, unless, of course, there were dollar signs." - Sr. Christine

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