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| Ode to Owen Wilson: Owen, an angel from above You so fine, I want yo love Summer breaks from college are boring So I've been watching movies till morning Zoolander was your finest moment (To me, anyway, heck, I own it) Keep pursin' those lips, you little tart Your nose is sexy, and sets you apart I'll go now because my poetry is lame And hopefully no one I know will see my name Love forever and ever and always, Anonymous (Don't be offended by the anonymous, but dry for me if anyone I knew saw this! There's no way I could live making a fan page down. Not, at least, for a couple of days. The shame hasn't worn off yet. It will pass. Probably much sooner than it should.) |
| It's true. As the title strongly implies, I'm "obsessed" with Owen Wilson. I think it important to note that when I say "obsessed,", I'm not talking about an "Ooh, I absolutely adore him and worship him and I'm going write him romantic yet treatening letters so he'll want to meet me be my baby daddy" type of thing. It's more like an "Ooh, he's cute. I think I'll make him a webpage because I admire him and currently have nothing else to do with my time" thing. Which might be just as creepy depending on how you view it. What I mean by that is I'm twenty-one and going into my fourth year of college. Considering that I'm fairly sure most people who make celebrity fan pages are in the early teenage category, this might bring it up to that next level of weird. But I don't care. Owen, you are all kinds of fine, and this page is for you! But still don't expect me to claim it. ;-) By the way, this page has been declared "vulgar" and "rude" by some hard core Owen fans. Okay, maybe it is. haha! So if you would like to go to a nicer, more family friendly site, I would suggest Wilson- Brothers.com. But don't tell them I sent you... they arn't too fond of my not quite sacred methods. |
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| There is no plausable reason why anyone would think that Owen Wilson is affiliated with this site, but I thought I would add this little disclaimer since all of the other fan sites have it. "Owen don't have nothing to do with me since the time I 'accidentally' let his entire underware collection fall into my purse when I popped by his house for a visit while he wasn't home. So you know he don't have nothing to do with this labor of love." Er... just kidding. About the undies:) |
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