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| All That I Know About Owen Wilson Like I said. Don't expect much. |
| Name: Owen Cunningham Wilson Birthdate: November 18, 1968. * Height: 5'11" ** Education: Has a BA in English from U of Texas Family: Luke and Andrew, brothers. Lil' Tidbit: Owen is left-handed. |
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| Okay. I know that I'm pathetic for a fan-page creator. But that's all I know. Look at it this way, Owen. I'm just interested in you for your body. (Now you know how us girls feel.) Ha! But for real, I even had to look some of that stuff up. Oh yeah, and I also know that Owen dated Sheryl Crow. You can see what I thought about that by looking at my "What Was He Thinking" page. I'm sure I know more, I just can't think of anything. Hmm. I'll go do a google search so this page is a little less skimpy. Okay, here are some more titillating facts. |
| Former Jobs: Owen worked at a burger joint in college and at a Blockbuster while writing BottleRocket. Favorite Book: Bridget Jones' Diary*** Times Breaking Nose: 2 Favorite Color: Burnt Orange **** Birthplace: Dallas ***** Secret Fantasy: Having barbeque covered ribs and baked beans slatered all over his naked body, only to have it licked away by armless/legless conjoined twin belly dancers and their faithful pet aardvark.****** Career Goals: Owen would eventually like to leave acting behind and enter the music industry. He plans on starting the very first band to combine hard core rap with bluegrass, and has titled this unique genre of song RapGrass. The sound is almost painful (to say the least,) but is one that he has developed a embering passion for. After all, he has often said that there is pleasure in pain. ******* |
| * He was born in November of 1968. I was born in May of 1982. That's only 13 years and seven months difference. This can work!! ** Ouch. Owen is only 5'11"? "He looks so much taller in the movies." I bet he gets that a lot. So he's kindof short. Who cares! ***I just made this up. I've always thought it would be funny to have some of my guy friends read my chick lit books. It would really help the way that they view our delicate gender, I do believe. **** This is a load of crap too. For all I know, periwinkle is his favorite color. I'm trying here. ***** God Bless Texas! ****** Oh wait. That's my fantasy. My mistake. ;-) ******* Yeah, I made that up as well. But who is going to ask him? Maybe he DOES like RapGrass. You don't know! |
| Okay, if that's not good enough, then I don't know what is. I guarentee that you have never read some of those little facts before. If that's not good enough, then go eat a bean or something. |