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What Would Their Kids Look Like?
I have foreseen that there is a great urgency to know what Owen Wilson's future children will look like.  Don't question my sources.  As I was saying, I know that you have been sitting around for days and weeks, for some of you even months, wondering if his offspring will resemble him. 
But there's a problem, isn't there?  It's been difficult to imagine because you don't know who Owen will have children with. 
Well, I've taken the stress out of it!  I've selected various different actresses to show several possibilities.  With so many choices, one of these has to be at least somewhat correct.  So now you can imagine with an informed conscience! 

P.S..  Some of these actresses currently have significant others, but you know how Hollywood is.  They'll be available in a couple of days.  ;-)
Hmm.  Those kids arn't exactly... un-ugly.  Even our oun offspring... hideous.  Perhaps, for the good of society, he should use birth control (if the results shown are accurate.)  I don't know if we would want any of these kids running around scaring people.  Not to mention the traffic accidents they would cause. 
Okay, that was fun, but let's move on.
Julia Roberts
Julia Stiles
Cameron Diaz
Owie
Owie
Owie
Drew Barrymore
Courney Cox
Owie
Owie
Sarah Jessica Parker
Lucy Lui
Owie
Owie
Owie
Owie
Owie
Helen Hunt
Angelina Jolie
Gweneth Paltrow
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Okay, you know I couldn't resist this.  So here's one last one.... with ME!
Me + Owie