| You choose to ask for his autograph. He owes you that much. The man looks up at you, and seemingly breaks. "Who do you think I am?!?" he screams up at you. "Um," you mumble, "a great actor?" "I'm NOT OWEN WILSON," he screams, "I'm SICK and TIRED of every other PUBESCENT girl RUNNING UP TO ME and BEGGING for my autograph! My autograph isn't worth a load of CRAP! MY GOD WILL YOU ALL JUST LEAVE ME ALOOOOoooooooone!" The blonde Owen look-alike runs from the building, with you staring after him, wide eyed. "Don't worry about it," the counter worker says, "People think he's Owen every time he comes in here. Sometimes he plays along. I'm not sure if he is or not to tell you the truth. I'm kindof scared to ask." You soak this information in. If it's not Owen, then oh well. If it is Owen, he's a freakin' looney. You shrug your shoulders, and go home to watch movies. It's time to find a new obsession, and you will not move from your couch until you find one.. Now who is this Orlando Bloom fellow everyone has been raving about? |
| Meeting Owen Wilson |
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