| You choose to not get in the car. Yeah, right, in your dreams! Of course you got in the car! This is Owen Freakin' Wilson, the hottest man alive! You went with him and made sweet, sweet lovin' all night long. He never asked for your number, but every once in a while he shows up at your house for a booty call. He's even hinted about taking you to award shows and having you in his movies. Now this could get interesting... but chances are it won't. In all likelyhood, he's just saying sweet nothings to get in your pants. "Ooooh baby, lets go to the Oscars..." and "Ooohhhhaaa honey, you would look great as an extra in my next movie..." have come to mean nothing to you. You die old and alone, wishing that you would have listened to your mother about boys like him. |
| Meeting Owen Wilson |
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