| You choose to go home, happy with the Owen encounter. After getting the pictures developed, you frame them and hang them around your room, having one made into a life size poster. In front of that poster, you place pillar candles and fresh flowers every day. You light the candels every day, caressing the napkin with his signature on your face, dreaming of your enounter day after day. The purpose of your life has been fulfilled. You take the fan club up to a whole new level, and three years later, you all shave your heads and ceremoniously have Owen's name tatooed on your bald heads. You thought about poisening yourselves (because none of you would ever have his heart) but instead, grew your hair back out and moved on with your lives. Eventually anyway. It's hard to shave your head consistantly when you're 75 and your hand wont stop shaking. |
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| Meeting Owen Wilson |
| The End |
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