First of all, I'd like to apologize....
The following page may be disturbing to some.  I would like to explain my intentions in designing it.

My favorite webpages are the ones that are obviously made by 11 year old little girls who run around in pigtail hairdos and pink sparkley jumpers.  I don't know what it is about them, but I find them to be absolutly adorable (the pages, not the little girls, though they are equally cute.)  I would rather look at one of those, so poorly planned and gaudy (not to mention the 183 adopted cyber pets) than my page any day.  Not that mine is much better. 

The page you are about to visit is my attempt at 11 year old web design.  I had a lot of fun doing this, because it looks like crap and I don't care:)  Without further pause...










Thank you for your time, and I hope no one is offended.
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