| Top 10 Reasons Why Owen Wilson is Lustworthy |
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| It's true that there are other things more important in this world that could use this "valuable" space on the net to be dedicated to their cause. But this is my own little waste of space, and I'm choosing to ignore that fact. Screw the whales.*** Without further apologies, I bring the Top 10 Reasons to you. |
| 10. His sexy lips (which he obviously knowinly purses in that certain way to drive all women -or at least me- wild) 9. His crooked nose. It's true that not everyone is a big fan of the nose, but I think it is very sexy. I've read that he refuses to get plastic surgery on it, and I hope that is true. 8. His sense of humor. He's funnier than a fat kid eating a cupcake. And believe me, that's funny. 7. His shaggy hair. I want to run my fingers through it. My favorite look was in Zoolander... long, shaggy and wavy. Probably pain in the booty upkeep though. 6. His very demeanor suggests confidence, but he doesn't seem like an over self-assured jerk. 5. Even though he has that confident (even cocky sometimes) look, people say that he is shy before you get to know him. Now how unbelieveably adorable is that? Kiss me now! 4. His talent. Owen's in front of the camera roles are only the surface. He also writes and produces. 3. He comes from an overall hottie family (so you know he wasn't the one piece of fineness amongst a pack of ugly people.) Hellllllo Luke and Andrew! (see below by whale disclaimer) 2. Let's just face it. Brad Pitt is getting more boring by the second. The world needs a new icon. And I know just the man for the job... 1. He's just hot. Which could have been points one through ten. |
| *** "Screw the whales." I was neither intending to be disrespectful nor suggesting sexual activity with or towards the noble beasts of the sea. I was simply emphasiszing my blatent misuse of time and energy towards something as idiotic as a fan page. But he be so fine, I couldn't help myself! |
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| That hottie family I was talking about. Andrew, Luke, and Owen. >>>> |