| Warning! I know it may be difficult to do, but as you navigate, try to control yourself. Resist rubbing your body against your computer screen, as many injuries have been reported as a result of such actions. Amongst such raw and blatent sex appeal it is understandably difficult to have self control, but please try to find inner strength to accomplish this. Thank you for your cooperation. The Management (who, by the way, has not yet been able to master the level of control needed.) |
| Remember to practice safe surfing. |
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| Before you go any farther with your hottie hunt, you may want to read this rambling. For all of you hard core Owen Wilson fanatics, I think it important to note that this isn't a typical fan site. I don't know his shoe size or who his dentist is or what he thinks about the reality television phenomenon. (I do, however, know that he believed "Punch Drunk Love" to be the best movie of last year. I, by the way, disagree. That abstract attempt at comedy was not even worth my discounted student ticket price of six bucks. I'll overlook this show of bad taste and move on.) So basically what I am trying to say is don't expect to find interesting little tidbits (like the movie thing) on here in abundance. Basically, I just think he's hot. Perhaps if I come across info here or there, I'll throw it on this page, but if you are looking for his preferred underware choice (which is, obviously, something of justifiable interest) I suggest that you look for it somewhere else on the web. (But come back and tell me what you discover concerning that issue.) Okay, that's it, please continue. |
| Owen and Me I did say I didn't want anyone to know who I am, but I couldn't resist. |
| About Owen This is all that I know, So don't expect much. |
| Kevin Bacon Factor Also known as "Six Degrees" |
| Owens Babies What would Owen's children look like if he married.... Come see! |
| Email Note: This email never gets checked, but feel free to spout off anyway. |
| Movies The basis of my fascination. |
| Stupid Poems These are really bad. |
| Ponderings Observations and needless thinking. |
| Whole Lotta Fine Pictures of Owie :) |
| What was he thinking? Sheryl Crow pre-magic makeover? Ew. |
| Top Ten Reasons Why Owen is Lustworthy 'Nuff said. |
| My Torrid Story The long road to obsession. |
| Meeting Owen Wilson: A game for the Owen Obsessed. |
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| created on 07/25/2003 |
| If I Were Ten Years Younger... A poor attempt. |