THEN they went and brought this strange thing home, when I was a year old.
It made very disturbing noises and I felt it best to keep an eye on it. The plus was that I got to keep the new rocking chair...
There was also the benefit of extra playthings
We went through a bad patch when it started moving properly. I realised after about three months that they just weren't going to get rid of it. It was here to stay. I'd been on my best behaviour until then but it was time to let them know I disapproved and needed ALL attention on me - as it should be. Sure, I knew where my kitty litter was but it was time to mark out my territory. We had a bit of a battle and now I'm not allowed in certain rooms of the house, but they've given me a huge workshop and the rest of the house to run around in. They even bring me in grass to chew on sometimes, so we've reached a truce. The creature is up and walking and actually starting to pay me attention so I guess it's not too bad ...
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