How Many Calories in a Kleenex?


(Bear with me, I don't really think like this most days. I was young & very angry. Actually, now it makes me chuckle...)


Just one small question carries
from one era to the next:
Why the all-importance
of such meaningless tacky sex?
Open-mouthed, down on my knees
here in front of you,
picture of servitude
waiting for her cue.
It only took two bops
till you had took yourself and gone.
Now last year's mess is attractive
by comparison.
Pull my hair and I'll pull yours;
throw my ass on the back of a horse.
Were you a cherry?
Did I take you by force? No!
Meet me at the mall
at a quarter to three AM.
I'll be in a blue 1970
Ford LTD again.
Give you a little coke
and a little bit of rum.
Sit around for hours
till you really gotta pee
like a race-horse,
you burn-out wanna-be.
Now ain't that just exactly
how it feels to come?
Mr. Happy is wilting, melting.
shrinking, dying, dead.
Just for shits and giggles
let's cut off his head
and throw it in the meat-grinder
and cook it up for lunch,
for for an appetizer;
we'll have a whole bunch.
But don't eat too many
'cause when you are through
if you rub your little tummy
they'll blow up inside of you.
So if you find youself a boy
slap his salami or his face
but you're better with the latter
'cause a man's a mental case:
a banana-headed, stubborn
ego-maniac from hell.
When they walk that's it;
it ain't gonna help to yell.
Use them while you can
just like they do to us.
Treat them like the meat they are,
the oozing, rotting pus.
If I've seen it once,I've seen it
a million times, no doubt about it.
You'd think by the way we take their shit
we just can't live without it.

PamFriedEhli/1990



 
Since 1-20-03

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