| Your on my humor page. Here you will find jokes and other funny things that I have been emailed, got off of other websites, or have heard and memorized. Some I may have made up. All of them deal with animals. |
| Someone at my mom's work emailed my mom this. Jesus is Watching You A burglar broke into a house at night. Sudden ly he heard somone say " Jesus is watching you." He hid behind a couch. When he heard nothing he stood up and started walking through the house. He hears with a bit more of a warning this time, "Jesus is still watching you." He starts backing up. When again he hears nothing he starts walking again. Until he hears with a lot of warning and a lot louder this time too, "Jesus is REALLY watching you." He turns on his flashlight and sees a parrot. "Whew," says the burglar. Burglar: "It's just a parrot. I thought something strange was going on here. Your really good at talking." Parrot: " I am fifty years old." Burglar: " That's pretty old. What's you name?" Parrot: "Henry." Burglar: "Henry? That's a weird name for a parrot." Parrot: " It's not as weird as Jesus is for a rottweiler." |
| Dog Property Laws 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine. 7. If it looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you're playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours. I have seen this on many sites such as Shooter's Humor Page. |
| This is a joke to play on your humans made up by me. While your humans are on the computer go get your nose really wet. Sneek under your humans chair and touch the back of their feet with your cold, wet nose. They'll scream. It worked on my human sister. Ha ha ha! Uh, oh she coming after me gotta' run! |