It was a day like any other in my household. I had just woken up and mommy had just fed me. As I ate I noticed my sister talking about a bath(whatever that means). Anyway I ate even though I thought this was strange. My brother took me out a few minutes later. I heard my sister yell at Derek to let me play with Laddie that I would get a bath today (there's that word again). Derek took me into the backyard to play with Laddie. Even though I was still confused I went to start chasing him. I spent an hour chasing Laddie and jumping in his face. My sister called me in and said it was time for my bath (again there's that word). Finally I would learn what the word "bath" meant but little did I know this is a word was not something I wanted to know.
My sister took off my collar and this made me wander even more what bath meant. She took me into a room and I heard the strangest sound. Suddenly I was put into a giant bowl with water running in it. I was having some kind of liquid being rubbed all over me. It smelt so good. Suddenly I knew what bath meant. Bath means being tortured. But I was not at the worst part.
I was taken out of the dish and some kind of thick blanket grabbed me. Then came the worst part.
I heard a strange sound. A monster came at me. It was making the strange sound. I ran to a phonebooth and changed into Superschnauzer. I gave that monster a left and a right and a left.... Ok so maybe that didn't happen, but I can dream can't I. My human sister made the monster go away. After the monster was gone, Jessica said it was called a hairdryer. And that is why I now sit here so clean. Never will I forget that day for it was the only time Superschnauzer was ever beaten (ok so maybe Superschnauzer has been beaten more than once).
Pebbles note: The information on this page is classified. If you tell anyone I will be forced to..... let's just say it won't be good! |
