Inspired by Thelma and Louise

From the producers of

COPS and

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE

"WHO WANTS TO BE A WELFARE RECIPIENT?"

with your host Mr. Sharkey
Of Course we want to have an original strategy so we start with a few EASY questions to help our contestants Loosen Up!

Mr. Sharkey

Daughters Boyfriend

Your oldest daughter wants her boyfriend to move in. Do you

A) Have another key made for him
B) Let the ungrateful bitch move out to live in his '82 plymouth

C) Have Uncle Vinnie take care of the pervert
D) Become a prostitute

Which of the following may be purchased with food stamps?

A) Cigarettes
B) Toilet Paper
C) 12 pack of Budweiser
D) 2lb block of Velveeta

Your Ex Husband

Your ex-husband makes $9,000/mo, refusing to pay child support. Do you

A) Have the D.A.'s Office garnish his wages.
B) Make annoying calls to his Boss
C) Have your Uncle Vinnie break his knee caps
D) Become a prostitute

Your Mother
Broke and living with your mother. Should you

A) Apply for AFDC using another address
B) Live out of your car using a P.O. Box
C) Refill your prescription for Prozac
D) Become a Prostitute

You have a better chance winning the state lottery than qualifying for Food Stamps?

TRUE or FALSE

You and your 3 children, one of whom is handicapped, have been evicted from your $850,000 home. Should you

A) Pawn your jewelry
B) Move in with your parents
C) Apply for Disability
D) Become a prostitute

GAIN program is an acronym for a State funded weightloss program
TRUE or FALSE

Unlike "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" OUR PRODUCERS WATCH THE CLOCK and all questions MUST BE answered in less than 10 minutes or your out the door.

Executve Producer
Schools and educators across the country encourage their students to watch Who Wants To Be A Welfare Recepient. Here's an example of a Math question
Eating on AFDC
AFDC allows $800/mo and $200/mo for food stamps for a family of four. Your rent is $700/mo. Do you

A) Eat small portions of food every other day
B) Leave the children home alone and take a second job
C) Call Uncle Vinnie for a loan
D) Become a prostitute

Mr. Sharkey, Host
FOOD STAMPS redeemable at Baskin Robbins 31 flavors
TRUE or FALSE

LIFELINE
Attempting television program strategy which is original the producers of Who Wants To Be A Welfare Recepient allows you 3 LIFELINES:
1) Phone a friend using 1-800-Collect or Uncle Vinnie's Calling Cards
2) 50/50
3) Ask the audience comprised of Our Lady Of Perpetual Help Shelter For Homeless in Queens/Astoria

Of course as the game progresses the questions DO get harder.

The producers of Who Wants To Be A Welfare Recipient feel a responsibility to educate our viewers as well as inform them about the Welfare system.

Your Oldest Son
CONFRONTING LAW ENFORCEMENT
Your oldest son is arrested for possession. Do you

A) Call Uncle Vinnie to knock some sense into him
B) Take him for counseling
C) Send him to live with your ex-husband
D) Become a prostitute

Credit Bureau
RESTORING CREDIT

When applying for a bank loan or credit card should you

A) Tell the credit company you are on welfare
B) Lie and check the box marked $50,000/year
C) Call Uncle Vinnie for a loan
D) Become a prostitute

Supervisor Sal Minella from Burger King
EMPLOYMENT
You are offered a job at Burger King through the GAIN program which pays less than AFDC. Do you
A) Take the job and hope the kids like hamburgers
B) Take the job and steal money from the register
C) Refuse the job and get cut off from AFDC
D) Join a militia group and blow up the D.A.'s office

HEALTH BENEFITS
On AFDC with 2 children at home with the flu, diarrhea, vomiting, and high fever from too many burgers. You are scheduled to report to the GAIN office to seek employment do you

A) Call the GAIN office and hope they understand and don't cut your benefits
B) Leave the children home alone and keep appointment
C) Bring the children with you to the GAIN office so they can spread the flu to everyone, (bring plenty of 7up)
D) Become a prostitute

PICKING UP THE PIECES
You are on welfare/food stamps and you fall in love. Do you

A) Give up your one bedroom apartment and AFDC benefits
B) Ask your new love to move in with you
C) Report your ex-husband to the IRS
D) Send all three children to live with your ex-husband

Uncle Vinnie

TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS
Your ex-husband recently purchased a new Mercedes SL. Do you
A) Inform the D.A.'s office (even though they never return your phone calls and insist they have a million cases and only two case workers)
B) Call Uncle Vinnie
C) Make harassing phone calls to the new girlfriends workplace
D) Abandon your children at his new girlfriends workplace


INHERITANCE Mama Nonna
Your Mama Nonna, Vinnie's mother has passed on and left you $150,000. Do you

A) Inform the IRS
B) Pay off Uncle Vinnie's restitution
C) Blow it at the track
D) Give up Prostitution

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