Not Today

The novel of Peter Object, written by him/her, brought to you exclusively by a futuristic global network powered by Cisco Systems^TM.

All subjects will be covered. You will be changed forever - but into a frog.

• PART I - Society Crumbles
  • 1. Burt and the Holy Spirit
  • 2. Greg Dyke
  • 3. The Corridor of Instructions
  • 4. Accountant Awake!
  • 5. Craig
  • 6. The Speech
  • 7. Weetabix Madness Plague
  • 8. Hypnosis
  • 9. Scurvy
  • 10. The Office
• PART II - Greg The Conqueror
• PART III - The Battle of Britain

Yes, I am cheating at http://www.nanowrimo.org/.

Copyright Information

I Want To Know What Love Is (Foreigner)
Written by Mick Jones
Published by Somerset Songs Publishing & Evansongs Ltd.

All other text Copyright © 2003 Peter Object Enterprises.

Linkashire

• The NOTBBCs
• Ed "Nude" Jefferson "Hammers: never helpful"
• Dermo He titles our subs
• Ganymede et Titus Symes'n'Moss, they rude
• Brig Bother Dat's nice, Brig!
• Tom Adams Elliptical in many senses
• PintOfMild Another one
• Mongrel A rough diamond
• Martin He's reached an accordion
• SOTCAA Like Jesus to a child