Episode 18 - The Grand Illusion
ACT ONE EXT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - DAY to establish. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY We see Buffy, Willow and Tara sitting in the living room. There is a tremendous commotion going on upstairs as someone runs to and fro. The girls are looking up and tracking the source of the noise as it moves from one end of the hallway to the other. DAWN (O.S.) (yelling happily) Circus! Circus! BUFFY (calling out) Dawn? What's going on up there? More rumbling sounds as Dawn runs around upstairs. Buffy gives a nervous smile to Willow and Tara who are sitting close to each other.. hands and arms entwined. BUFFY (looking back up) Dawn! We have company. Don't make me go up there and oh my God, I've turned into a little old lady with blue hair. WILLOW That reminds me. You still up for Bingo Night on Thursday? BUFFY Funny. Buffy and Willow exchange a playful smile. DAWN (O.S.) (yelling happily) Circus! Circus! TARA Boy. There really must have been some extra pep in her peppy pills today. BUFFY She's been bouncing off the walls all day, you know, ever since she saw.. WILLOW Circus, circus? BUFFY A horror so nice, she named it twice. Right now, it's more like.. migraine, migraine. TARA Poor Buffy. BUFFY I'm still not sure about this whole field trip to the ol' Barnum and Bailey. I mean, for a group who's been charged solely with the protection of the human race from the nefarious plottings of the dark underworld, we seem to be taking quite a bit of time off for jaunty little day-trips. WILLOW Well, things have been kinda quiet on the whole slayage, evil demons, end of the world front recently.. you know, the unholy trinity. I think we deserve a little time-out. TARA Yeah. It's good to take a break now and again. Besides, you know, a little fun is always.. um.. fun. BUFFY Don't get me wrong. I'm all for fun. I used to be like the Queen of fun. They gave me a sash an everything. But, I guess I'm just not in the mood right now. I mean, fun for fun's sake just isn't fun. WILLOW Okay, let's all move on to a new word. Dawn comes bounding down the stairs and rushes into the living room. She can hardly contain her excitement. DAWN (almost squealing) Isn't this exciting? (a thought occurs to her) Ooh.. camera. Dawn rushes off again. BUFFY (smiling) I gotta admit. It's great to see her so happy again.. Dawn rushes back into the living room, a camera in hand. She stands and looks at Willow, Tara and Buffy with a huge smile on her face.. ready to explode. She bounces around lightly on her toes.. trying to find the words to convey her joy. DAWN (bursting out) Circus! Circus! .. and rushes off again. BUFFY ..though the novelty is quickly wearing thin. We see Buffy playing idly with a locket on a chain around her neck. TARA (noticing) Is that new? BUFFY What? (holding out the locket) This? I think I've had this for a while now. WILLOW What is it? BUFFY It's a locket. (Buffy opens up the locket to show to Willow and Tara) See. It's a picture of me, Dawn and Mom. TARA That's nice. BUFFY Yeah. I like it to have it around, you know.. close to my heart? (she looks at the locket) It's important. Willow notices something out the window. She stands up and walks over to it and looks out. REVERSE ANGLE : SUNNYDALE out the window. Off in the far distance, we see what looks like a bank of dark clouds rolling in. WILLOW (turning back to Buffy) Looks like rain. Buffy takes a peek out the window and sees the clouds. BUFFY (calling out) Dawn? Maybe we shouldn't go out today. Things might get a little damp. Dawn comes running back into the living room. DAWN Damp? No! I checked the paper. It said it was going to be fine! TARA The weather report's normally on the box about now. Why don't we.. Dawn rushes over to the TV and switches it on before Tara can complete her sentence. ANGLE ON : TV where we see the weather guy in front of a map. WEATHER GUY .. and what about Sunnydale? Don't talk to me about Sunnydale cause it's gonna be fine, fine, fine. Nothing but blue skies and clear sunny weather forecasted for the next two weeks! I guess that's why they call this place Sunny.. Dale? We switch from the weather guy to the newscaster. DALE THE NEWSCASTER (not impressed) Yes, that never gets old. Dawn switches off the TV. DAWN See? TV never lies. We hear a car horn off-screen. Dawn looks out the window. DAWN It's Giles! (to Buffy, Willow and Tara) Quick! Hurry! Circus! Circus! Dawn sprints out the living room and out the door. Willow, Buffy and Tara share a smile and slowly follow her out. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/FOYER - DAY as we see Willow and Tara exit, we see Buffy looking around and then patting her pockets.. trying to tick off a mental check-list in her head. BUFFY (to herself) I know I'm forgetting something. She heads out the door and closes it. We hold on the empty, silent and lifeless foyer for a beat. EXT. PARK/OUTSIDE THE CIRCUS - DAY A happy, festive atmosphere. People are streaming into the circus. We PAN from the crowd to.. ANGLE : TICKET BOOTH ATTENDANT in his little ticket booth.. all smiles. TICKET BOOTH ATTENDANT (handing someone some tickets) Here you are.. and enjoooy your day! We PAN around to Buffy.. hiding behind a pair of dark sunglasses and wearing a cap. Dawn stands next to her sans disguise. BUFFY Thanks. (nervous) It's our first time you know.. I mean to the circus. Dawn gives Buffy a look. BUFFY Yup. Never been before.. the ol' big top. The whiz-bang sideshows. The charming little security buildings you'd never thought any circus would have.. DAWN Buffy. BUFFY (turning to Dawn) Right.. okay. (back to attendant) It's all good. Okay.. Bye now. Keep you the good work.. you ticket-selling person, you. You know what? I'd just like to say.. Dawn pulls Buffy away to reveal the rest of the gang standing in line ready to buy their tickets. EXT. CIRCUS - DAY ANGLE : BUFFY AND DAWN entering the circus grounds.. people all around. DAWN What was that? BUFFY Sorry. I'm new to this whole "I'm a fugitive from the law" caper.. well, the law with big, red noses, oversized police helmets, floppy feet and unicycles for squad cars.. which, if you think about it, is way scarier. The rest of the gang.. Willow, Tara, Xander, Anya and Giles.. comes up to join Buffy and Dawn. They begin to walk slowly towards the big tent in the centre. ANYA (to Dawn) You owe me monkeys. DAWN (looking around) Oh, I'm sure they're around.. somewhere. ANYA I wonder if they have spider-monkeys? Or bonobos.. or marmosets? (excitedly to Xander) Oh.. Maybe they have apes. I've been dying to see an orangutan up close. Of course, it should really be pronounced oar-rung oo-tahn. It's Malay you know.. It means old man from the forest. GILES Yes, in spite of the fact we are slowly but invariably pushing them towards extinction, I'm sure the simian population will be infinitely more devastated if they found out we were using the wrong inflection to describe one of their species. ANYA (under her breath) Speaking of old men from the forest.. XANDER (jumping in) Hey look! Xander points somewhere off-screen. All turn to look. REVERSE ANGLE : A CLOWN entertaining some kids by blowing up balloons. XANDER (a little jittery) A clown. Scary, evil, forever-grinning clown.. with balloon animals. BUFFY Xander, you're not still scared of clowns are you? XANDER You people don't know it yet but they're secretly planning to take over the world.. right after they sneak into my room at night and smother me while I sleep.. of course. WILLOW Of course. DAWN Come on Xander. There's nothing to be afraid of. I mean, we're all here with you. TARA Yeah, I'm sure there won't even be that many clowns in the show. The group reaches the from of the tent. They all look up at the sign at the same time. REVERSE ANGLE : THE SIGN which reads "The Grand Illusion". A smaller sign underneath reads "and the Carnival of Clowns". TARA .. or nothing but. Xander stands mortified for a beat. Dawn reaches out with her hand and take Xander's. DAWN C'mon. Dawn leads a stunned Xander into the big top. The rest begin to follow except Anya who stands aghast at the entrance. ANYA No monkeys? No answer as the rest of the group files in past her. ANYA But I brought peanuts.. After a beat, Anya disconsolately enters the circus tent. INT. THE CIRCUS TENT - DAY Where we see the gang finding their way to their seats. The audience surrounds the circus ring which is currently bare and empty. Buffy sits next to Dawn. As she settles down, she notices Rosalind, the actress from the play earlier today, sitting in front of her and to the right. She still wears her full Shakesperian costume. Her face is blank and numb. Buffy stares at her curiously for a beat. The lights in the tent darken and Buffy turns back to look at the ring. As all light dissapears within the tent, a spotlight comes on, focusing on an entrance to the ring. We see a small, half-crouching figure slowly emerge. It is an old man, with a withered, dry face and a long, flowing white beard. He slowly hobbles along with the aid of a cane.. bent over with a hump. The spotlight tracks him as he slowly makes his way towards the centre of the ring. ANGLE : BUFFY AND DAWN sharing a surprised and confused look. The crowd is hushed as the old man finally hobbles to the centre of the ring. He stops, then remains still for a beat.. his head down, facing the ground. Suddenly, with a flourish, he spins around and straightens up, to magically reveal.. the ringmaster. Elegantly dressed in black, wearing a top hat and white gloves, we see that his cane has now transformed into a black wand. His face is long and pale. The ringmaster spreads his arms out, as if embracing his audience. RINGMASTER Willkommen.. Benvenuto.. Witamy.. Bienvenue.. Welcome to the Grand Illusion! With that, some bright pyrotechnics explode within the tent.. putting an exclamation point at the end of the ringmaster's welcome. RINGMASTER Where everything you see.. The ringmaster raises his gloved hand. It catches on fire but he does not flinch. RINGMASTER .. is an illusion of the mind. An illusion of the senses. He closes his hand into a fist and the flame dissapears. RINGMASTER Where what is real.. is not. And what is not.. is. Ask yourself.. can you trust what you see? With that, the ringmaster floats into the air.. rising high above the audience. ANGLE : GILES AND XANDER looking up in astonishment. RINGMASTER (spreading out his arms) Can a man fly? Suddenly, he drops like a stone.. falling hard to the ground. Oohs of concern from the crowd. The ringmaster lies still for a beat, then simply picks himself up and dusts himself off. He looks back up to his audience. RINGMASTER (with a smile) Of course not. Relieved laughter from the audience. RINGMASTER For there is no such thing in this world as magic. ANGLE : WILLOW AND TARA Willow hmmpffs at this suggestion. Tara simply smiles at Willow and places a hand on Willow's arm. They turn back to the show. RINGMASTER All we have to offer are tricks and illusions. A mind believes what it wants to believe.. all we do is help it along. On this day, ladies and gentlemen, we will present to you illusions of such a fantastic nature.. of such seeming authenticity, that you will be convinced of its truthfulness. Be not fooled my hungry friends, for all we serve today are lies.. but hopefully, enjoyable lies. Some laughter from the crowd. RINGMASTER (demonstratively but silently) Hush. The crowd slowly hushes as the ringmaster closes his eyes.. reaching out with his hands.. as if sensing something. Suddenly, we see crackles of purple light appearing at the top of the circus tent.. covering the roof with light. Oohs and aahs from the audience. CLOSE ON : THE RINGMASTER as he opens his eyes. Sparkles of purple light crackles in his eyes. We WIDEN. RINGMASTER Our show begins. The ringmaster suddenly dissapears in front of the entire audience. More oohs and aahs. ANGLE : DAWN clearly delighted by the show so far. We PAN from her to Buffy who looks more uncertain. She turns to look at Giles who returns her look of concern. ANGLE ON : THE RING where the lights go back up. Circusy clown music starts up and a group of five white figures come sprinting out of the entrance. They are strange-looking clowns. Though they have distinctive painted, comical faces, the five are dressed simply in white, full-body leotards and are bald. The five clowns run around in a circle.. bumping randomly into each other. Laughter from the crowd. One of the clowns gesticulates wildly, trying to organise the other clowns. They separate and disperse to the five corners of the circle. In unison, they start sprinting towards each other.. converging at the centre of the circle. The five smack into each other and bounce off comically to the floor. Laughter from the audience. The clowns drag themselves up and the lead clown begins to kick the other clowns around. He gesticulates for them to try again. The clowns return to their positions and face each other off again. Again, they sprint towards each other. ANGLE : BUFFY watching with bewilderment. The clowns slam into each other again, but this time a brilliant flash of white light emerges from the point of their collision. The clowns have dissapeared and in their place, one large white tiger. It growls at the audience and then runs off through the exit. More applause. ANGLE : GILES watching with interest. A montage follows.. ANGLE ON : THE CIRCUS RING Another act in progress. Three clowns on stage with a large cannon which is pointed at a certain section of the audience. The first two clowns cajole the reluctant third clown into the cannon. When the third clown finally enters the barrel of the cannon, the two clowns light a long fuse and put their hands to their ears. The section of the crowd at which the cannon is pointed at begin to shout at the clowns. The clowns look up, and then with wild, exaggerated movements, quickly spin the canon around and points it at another section of the crowd. That section of the crowd groans. All the while, the fuse is getting shorter and shorter. The clowns spin the canon around a third time, just as the fuse begins to burn out. We see the canon now pointed at Buffy and the gang. ANGLE : BUFFY AND DAWN as Dawn squeals and closes her eyes, turning away towards Buffy. The canon fires. We see the clown in the canon fly in the air towards the crowd. More squeals and screams. Just as the flying clown is about to land in the crowd, he disintegrates into an explosion of glittering silver confetti.. slowly drifting down into the crowd. Laughs and applause. ANGLE : BUFFY amazed.. then examining a piece of confetti in her hands. She looks back up to the show. We FADE to.. ANGLE ON : THE CIRCUS RING Another act in progress.. later on in time. We see the ringmaster, waving his wand around like a conductor's baton. All around him, we see lights of different colours rushing up from the ground, producing a musical note as they do so.. as if following the ringmaster's baton. The resulting show of sight and sound entrances the audience. ANGLE : ANYA watching the show.. happily munching on a bag of peanuts. ANGLE ON : THE CIRCUS RING again.. later on in time. We see two clowns, one male and one female, again dressed simply in full-body white leotards. They are engaged in some kind of performance.. a mixture of clown-comedy and dance. The male clown is chasing the female, trying to offer her a single rose. The female coyly resists.. running away from him whenever he comes close. The male clown awkwardly stumbles through and bounces off various sets and props in the ring in his pursuit of the female clown.. provoking howls of laughter from the crowd. Finally, he has her cornered at the edge of the ring. He approaches her with the rose, offering it out to her. Suddenly, she soars up into the air.. evading his advances one again. He soars up as well. And thus, we have the scene played over again, only with two flying figures chasing each other gracefully, high above the audience below. ANGLE : WILLOW AND TARA looking up from their seats.. enjoying the performance. The two finally meet at the centre of the ring.. high up in the air. The male clown offers the rose to the girl. She takes it with a smile. The two slowly float down towards the ground, their hands joined holding on to the rose. They reach the ground and then dissapear into the floor.. descending into it. Suddenly, hundreds of red roses spring up from the circus floor, covering the entire area in a sea of red. Applause from the audience. ANGLE : XANDER clapping along with the crowd. ANGLE : RINGMASTER as we continue to hear applause. The ringmaster holds out his hands.. asking for silence. The applause dies down. RINGMASTER Sadly, Our day is at an end. We hear groans, mainly from the children in the crowd. RINGMASTER (noticing) Maybe.. one last trick? The children go crazy.. yelling and applauding. RINGMASTER One last trick it is. The ringmaster walks up to a smiling child sitting in the front. He brushes the child's hair with his gloved hand. RINGMASTER After all, how can I ignore the pleas of such beautiful children? He turns away from the child and returns to the centre of the ring. He looks up to the crowd. RINGMASTER But for this last illusion, I will need a volunteer. But.. who to choose? He looks around the crowd, as if searching for a face. RINGMASTER Who to choose? I know. Why don't I let my little friend decide? The ringmaster holds out an open hand. A tiny blob of shining light materialises over it. The blob assumes something vaguely human in form. We can just make out something like a pair of cute eyes and eyebrows, blinking at the ringmaster. RINGMASTER (to the light) Little friend? Go find me someone nice. Little friend blinks some more, then whizzes over towards the crowd. We see it passing over people.. illuminating their faces as it does so. It whizzes around from one end of the tent to the other. We see it hover in front of Rosalind. Little friend blinks at Rosalind. She shies away from it.. looking a little afraid. Little friend whizzes away from her. It scoots past each of the Scoobs in order.. from one end to the other, passing Anya, Xander, Tara, Willow, Giles and Dawn. It stops in front of a surprised Buffy. It stares at her for a beat and blinks a few times, then turns back towards the ringmaster.. More blinking. RINGMASTER I see Little friend has found our volunteer. Why don't you stand up? BUFFY Me? No.. I mean.. DAWN (encouraging) Come on Buffy. BUFFY (hesitantly) But.. but if he turns me into a frog, none of my outfits would match. DAWN Buffy. Buffy grudgingly stands up. All eyes turn to look at her. Little friend whizzes playfully around her. RINGMASTER (staring intently straight at Buffy) For this trick, I will need something of yours that is dear and personal. Something of value. Something you cherish. Buffy thinks for a beat. Her hand slowly reaches up towards her locket. ANGLE : RINGMASTER watching impassively and patiently. She stops.. changing her mind. She reaches down to her wrist and unclasps her watch. She holds it out in the air. The ringmaster nods and smiles. RINGMASTER Give it to Little friend. Buffy holds her watch out towards the tiny shining blob of light. Little friend approaches Buffy and circles the watch. It reaches out with its little hands and takes hold of the watch. Buffy lets go. Little friend carries the watch, then looks up to Buffy.. blinking away. CLOSE ON : LITTLE FRIEND as it blinks genially ay Buffy. We suddenly see its expression change.. to something far more mischievous and sinister. In a flash, however, its expression returns to its harmless, child-like visage. ANGLE : BUFFY looking surprised and a little shocked. Little friend flies away from Buffy and towards the ringmaster. It drops the watch in the ringmaster's hand and then dissapears. The ringmaster inspects the watch, then holds it high up in the air. ANGLE : BUFFY watching with interest. The ringmaster palms the watch and opens his hand. The watch has dissapeared. He then pulls it from his ear.. then throws it up in the air where it again dissapears. The ringmaster coughs and seemingly pulls the watch out of his mouth. Some applause from the crowd. BUFFY (looking straight ahead but to the Scoobs) That's just not healthy. XANDER Hey.. be glad he chose those two orifices. The ringmaster holds out the watch to his side.. at about waist-level. RINGMASTER (to Buffy) Would you like your watch back? Buffy nods. The ringmaster smiles. CLOSE ON : THE WATCH as Buffy's wrist suddenly materialises under it. The watch coils around her wrist and clasps itself on. We WIDEN to reveal a very surprised Buffy now standing at the centre of the ring next to the ringmaster. BUFFY (lookind around; confused) Ookay.. where am I now? RINGMASTER The question, my dear, is what are you now? BUFFY What? Who's a what? The ringmaster makes a small gesture with his right hand. Buffy morphs into a wolf. Oohs from the crowd. From a wolf, she morphs into a cat. More oohs. ANGLE : WILLOW, TARA AND XANDER looking concerned. ANGLE ON : THE CAT as it morphs into a mouse. Oohs from the crowd. ANGLE : GILES AND DAWN. looking concerned. ANGLE ON : THE MOUSE as it morphs into an elephant. Oohs from the crowd. ANGLE : ANYA ANYA (excitedly calling out) Howler monkey! Howler monkey! ANGLE : GILES standing up.. very concerned now. RINGMASTER Fret not my friends. This, as all others before.. The elephant dissapears and we WHIP PAN over to Buffy now sitting back in her seat. Dawn and Giles looks over to her. RINGMASTER .. is simply an illusion. Much applause from the appreciative audience. ANGLE : BUFFY looking a little confused. BUFFY Wha.. what happened? Giles sits back down into his seat, looking at Buffy. Buffy gives Giles a little nod, indicating she's okay. ANGLE : RINGMASTER as he raises both his hands out to the audience in a grand gesture. RINGMASTER Leave this tent now and return to your lives. A life where you may once again.. trust in what you see.. believe in what you hear. But remember, for the jester knows that the greatest illusion of all is the one you don't even realise is happening. With that, the ringmaster smiles and bows, then dissapears. Much applause from the crowd. ANGLE : BUFFY kinda joining in.. still looking a little uncertain about it all. She notices something in front of her. REVERSE ANGLE : ROSALIND from Buffy's POV. While the people seated around her are happily applauding, Rosalind sobs quietly. She turns back and notices Buffy looking at her. She gets up and rushes off out the tent. ANGLE : BUFFY staring at the departing figure.. intrigued. EXT. CIRCUS - DAY as we see the crowd departing the big tent after the show. We see Buffy and the gang emerge from the tent, joining the flow of the crowd. BUFFY He turned me into an elephant? What am I? Elephant girl? I mean, why choose that particular animal to turn me into? (turning back to the group) Do I like give off elephanty vibes? Do you guys see me as an elephant? Xander and Giles subtly step a few steps away from Buffy as they walk.. no way are they touching that question. TARA Of course not. WILLOW Yeah, totally not an elephant. ANYA A hippopotamus.. tops. TARA I'm sure it wasn't anything personal. WILLOW It was just for the show.. you know? I mean, who wouldn't be impressed? Big, formidable beast.. and, with the trunk. BUFFY But an elephant? DAWN Well, he did turn you into a rat first. BUFFY Again? Anya pokes Buffy in her back. BUFFY (spinning around to Anya) Hey! ANYA (nonchalantly) What? BUFFY Sorry.. I thought I said ouch. (a beat) Ouch. ANYA I was just checking. (off confused looks) Well, there may be some leftover magic left. Maybe if I poked her at a certain place, she'd turn into something else. BUFFY (incredulous) What? ANYA (pouty) I want my monkeys. Xander swoops in and tactfully ferries Anya away from Buffy. XANDER Come on An. What say we leave Buffy alone and let her readjust back to bipedal life. Xander leads Anya away. The rest of the group continues to walk on. WILLOW (to Buffy) So, what was it like? Taking part in a quick, interactive tour of the animal kingdom? BUFFY Strangely un-strange. I don't really remember anything about it. WILLOW Really? I would have thought being turned into an elephant would be kinda memorable.. right up there with first dates, first kisses.. TARA ..first time being turned into an elephant. WILLOW I hear it's easier the second time round. BUFFY Well, it was like it wasn't happening.. but it was? I don't know. It was just a world of weird. I tell you. There's something off about this place. I think we better be a little careful around.. DAWN (spotting something to her right) Hall of Mirrors! BUFFY What? DAWN (pointing) Hall of Mirrors. Buffy looks over to where Dawn is pointing. REVERSE ANGLE : A BUILDING with a sign indeed entitled "Hall of Mirrors". BUFFY I don't think we should.. Dawn drags Buffy off with her into the building before she can finish her sentence. INT. HALL OF MIRRORS - DAY We see a few people wandering around inside the hall of mirrors.. staring at their multiple reflections. We PAN over to Buffy and Dawn who have just entered the maze of mirrors. Dawn looks all around, eyes wide open and mouth agape. DAWN Cool. Dawn rushes off ahead of Buffy. BUFFY Dawn.. wait. (calling out to a departing Dawn) Don't go far. I've got my eyes on all six of you. Buffy idly wanders into the maze. She stops and looks at herself in the reflection of one of the mirrors.. like examining her condition. She doesn't look impressed. BUFFY Mirror, mirror on the wall.. (takes another long look at herself) Hello elephant girl. Buffy notices something out of the corner of her eye. We PAN left to another mirror where we see.. ANGLE : ROSALIND staring at herself in her mirror. We see her slowly reaching up and touching her face. She looks scared. Buffy turns around to face her. She sees three Rosalinds.. reflected off mirrors. All three Rosalinds see Buffy. She looks startled, then runs off. BUFFY Hey! Wait.. Buffy begins to chase Rosalind but is finding a hard time tracking her. She chases one Rosalind only to find it is merely a reflection. She spins around only to see Rosalinds running off in every direction. Buffy runs off after one of them. Buffy runs into a dead end. All she sees are reflections of herself. She hears a door opening close by. She runs over towards the sound. She sees an open door leading outside. She runs out the door to.. EXT. SMALL ALLEYWAY behind the Hall of Mirrors.. between two buildings. Buffy looks left and right. The alleyway looks deserted. All she sees are a few boxes and a dumpster. We can hear the lively noise of the circus off in the distance. Buffy takes a good look around and then slowly starts walking towards the large, blue dumpster. ANGLE : BUFFY carefully approaching the dumpster. REVERSE ANGLE : THE DUMPSTER sitting still and silent. ANGLE : BUFFY still approaching.. REVERSE ANGLE : THE DUMPSTER looming larger and larger as Buffy gets closer. Suddenly, a body jumps out from behind the dumpster. Buffy grabs hold of the figure before it can run away. She spins it around to face her. It is Rosalind. She looks petrified. ROSALIND It's not time. It's not time. BUFFY What? Calm down. I'm here to help. ROSALIND (in agony) Please.. Help me. The world is dying. ANGLE : BUFFY looking startled and concerned. BLACKOUT END OF ACT ONE CONTINUE TO ACT TWO