Episode 16 - Home
ACT ONE EXT. THE MAGIC BOX - DAY (DAY TWO) to establish. INT. THE MAGIC BOX - DAY ANGLE : XANDER sitting at a table, glueing something back together. We hear an occassional thwacking sound come from the training room. Xander winces with every thwack. We hear a door-bell off-screen. Xander looks up. REVERSE ANGLE : GILES as he walks through the door. ANGLE : XANDER as he quickly sweeps the item and the glue off the table. He grabs a large piece of paper off to the side and drags it across the table in front of him and starts acting as if he's studying it. GILES Xander? What are you doing? XANDER (looking up) Nothing.. Just, you know, trying to make heads and tails of Harm's little map here of the General's lair. Xander picks the map up and takes a second look at it, looking confused. He flips it the other way up. XANDER (cocks his head, trying to get a new perspective) Heads, tails, toes, shoulders.. and other strange new body parts. GILES (looking at the map over Xander's shoulder) Yes, one suspects cartography isn't her strong point. XANDER Well, you gotta give the gal some credit. I mean, it can't be easy to finger-paint on the move. Giles points to the map. GILES That looks like the main chamber.. and see here, separate rooms for each of the General's henchmen and larger communal rooms for the rest of the vampires. XANDER A regular Holiday Inn for the evil undead. Fully furnished, hot and cold running blood, stalking distance to meals and a grand view to world domination. (big cheesy smile and sticking his thumbs up) I give it.. four stars. GILES Xander, the fate of the world is at stake. Do try to take this a little more seriously. XANDER (chagrined) Oh.. sorry. GILES Besides, no electricity? No private en suite? One couldn't possibly give it anything more than two stars. Xander turns to look at Giles. Giles continues to stare at the map impassively. Xander smiles and looks back at the map in front of them. GILES (tracing something on the map with his finger) Each corridor intersects another. There are danger points everywhere. XANDER It's certainly big with the claustrophobia. Getting that amulet ain't gonna be easy. You sure we can't pick one up at Wal-mart? Giles steps away and removes his glasses to wipe it. GILES I'm sure something will come up. We'll keep looking for a weakness.. something we can use against the General. Perhaps Harmony can discover something further.. XANDER Yeah, the inside scoop. But with Harm, that would be like half a scoop.. but with lots of pretty sprinkles on top. (a beat, then more seriously) Do you think Sandring spilled about Harm? I mean, if the General found out.. GILES I'm sure he didn't. We never told Mr Sandring or Christopher about her. XANDER (nodding but contemplative) Right.. right. We hear a thwack off-screen, coming from the training room. GILES What was that? XANDER (nervously) So, what's up with the patrolling? I mean, now that the slayer's in the shop for servicing. GILES We'll take over her patrolling duties while she heals. XANDER So, do we like take it in turn? An and I tonight, you and Will tommorow? GILES No. It would be better if we went as a larger group. Three, preferably four. It isn't safe out there. Another sound of a thwack off-screen, followed by the sound of something hitting metal. ANYA (O.S.) Oh shoot. Giles turns towards the direction of the sound and begins to walk towards the training room. GILES What is going on in there? Xander springs to his feet nervously. XANDER (loudly) Oh nothing GILES.. There's really no need for you.. GILES.. to go into the training room. We hear a rumbling/bumbling come from the training room.. footsteps madly running to and fro. Giles turns to Xander and gives him a look. He continues to walk into.. INT. THE MAGIC BOX/TRAINING ROOM - DAY as Giles walks in. He takes a look at the centre of the training room. He sees a small bullseye target set up near a far wall. He turns to his right to see.. ANGLE : ANYA busily dusting a table with a feather duster, with one hand hidden behind her back. She looks a little dishevelled and out of breath. GILES Anya? What are you doing? ANYA (looking up innocently) Dusting. GILES Dusting? ANYA Oh, you know me. Wacky ex-demon obsessions with cleanliness. All those disgusting human germs, just floating through the air. (nervously, as if spotting the germs) Float.. float.. float. GILES What's in your hand? Anya looks a little stunned for a beat, then.. slowly raises her right hand.. showing Giles the feather duster.. hopefully. GILES The other one. Anya thinks for a beat, then, with her left hand still hidden behind her back, backs up.. not subtly.. against a wall. With something obviously pressed against the wall by her back, Anya takes her left hand from behind her back and shows it to Giles. ANYA See. Nothing. Now, let's all move on.. you know, away from this room. Anya is about to take a step forward when she remembers the item behind her back. She backs up quickly against the object, pressing it to the wall. ANYA (to Giles) You first. Giles rolls his eyes and walks forward and calmly walks right up to Anya, face to face. ANYA Hey! Personal bubble. Giles reaches around Anya and grabs the crossbow from behind her back. Anya stares at the crossbow and thinks for a beat, then.. ANYA (reaching to her back, her face filled with wonderment) Oh! OH! The pain in my back that's been bothering me all day. It's all gone! (hugging Giles) Thank you Giles. Anya scurries off quickly towards Xander. ANYA Xander, let's go. The two quickly turn and head for the exit. GILES Anya. The two stop. Anya turns around slowly. ANYA Okay, before you do anything rash, I'll have you know that the bill for any injuries I suffer in the workplace is coming straight out of your pocket. Giles approaches Anya slowly. Anya begins to nervously backtrack. ANYA (nervous) Plus, I'm so much smaller than you. I'm all weak.. and.. and.. defenceless. Giles offers out the crossbow to Anya and nods towards the target. GILES (with a sigh) Let me see. ANYA (feigning surprise) Oh! You mean the target? With the crossbow? I would never dream of taking shots with the crossbow while you weren't here. That would be contrary to your express wishes.. and disrespectful. And I respect you, as an elder.. because that's what people do.. respect their elders. And you're like this really old British guy and.. and.. let's just say, if you were at the museum showcasing man through the ages, people would come up to you and mistake you for an exhibit. GILES (patience wearing thin) Just take the shot. Anya drops the pretense and happily grabs the crossbow from Giles. ANYA Okay. She rushes excitedly to her mark, takes a deep breath and closes her eyes. Giles and Xander look on from behind. ANYA (to herself) Okay, big moment.. big moment. (opens her eyes and raises the crossbow) Hold it steady.. relax.. aim.. and fire. A silent beat. Xander and Giles wait impatiently. It seems like Anya is about to fire, then.. ANYA (take two) Hold it steady.. relax.. XANDER An. Anya lowers the crossbow and spins around angrily to Xander. ANYA (snappy) Do you want to make me start all over? Xander shrinks. ANYA (calmer) Now, where was I? GILES Relax. ANYA Thank you. Anya turns back towards the target and raises the crossbow. ANYA (to herself) Relax.. aim.. and fire. Anya shoots. The bolt flies through the air and hits the target dead on. Anya turns back happily. XANDER (surprised) Hey! You hit it! (to Giles) She hit it! ANYA (a slight glare) Less with the surprise Xander. Xander shrinks again. Giles takes a second look, a little surprised himself. GILES Well, I have to say. You are certainly improving. Anya beams happily. Giles starts to walk closer to the target, taking a closer look. ANYA Well, maybe one of these days, you people will let me carry a crossbow when we're out patrolling. I think I've proven that I can handle a weapon of death and mayhem as well as the next non-Government approved, seven-day waiting period skipping nut with a credit card. Giles, now at the target, notices something behind the target. He walks past and heads towards the wall behind the target. Anya notices, her expression changing immediately. ANYA Of course we don't have to decide anything right this moment. Giles takes a closer look at the wall. He runs his hand over the wall. He notices it is filled with little holes. He starts to head to a bookcase to his right filled with various items. Xander and Anya look on nervously. ANYA In fact, let's all go out and do something. I'm sure it isn't healthy to stay in this tiny room all day. Giles regards the items on the shelf suspiciously. His eye is drawn to a row of porcelain items along a shelf.. Ornamental jars and figurines. Anya nudges Xander. XANDER Oh! We could like go and watch a movie. You know, that time-honoured tradition of bonding, popcorn and escapism at twenty-four frames a second. I mean, who doesn't want to journey to some far-off place and, you know, leave this world behind? Giles picks up a small ornamental jar. It breaks apart in his hands. ANYA I know I do. Giles turns around slowly and glares at Xander and Anya, holding out the broken pieces in his hand. ANYA (re the jar) That was already broken when I got here. ANGLE : GILES standing in front of the bookshelf. We see the row of porcelain jars and figurines behind him. A beat as Giles continues to stare at Xander and Anya. Then, the entire row of porcelain items falls apart simultaneously behind him. Giles closes his eyes as he hears the items breaking behind him, then opens them again to stare accusingly at Xander and Anya. ANYA (to Xander) I told you we shouldn't have skimped on the glue. GILES Anya. ANYA Well, they say practice makes perfect.. well, maybe not perfect, but, you know, less with the breaking and the superglue.. and that mild but annoying sense of guilt. How do you get rid of that? GILES You could start by not breaking anything else. ANYA But see, I'm improving. At least I'm hitting that wall consistently now. Giles takes a look at the wall behind him, then back to Anya. GILES That large wall. ANYA Yes. GILES That large wall right in front of you. ANYA (happily) Yes.. Why? GILES (giving up) Nothing. Carry on. Giles walks past the two, depositing the remnants of the jar in Xander's hands before exiting. ANYA See! Giles supports me. Anya twirls happily around and faces the target, confidently playing with the crossbow in her hand. ANYA I think I'm really starting to get the hang of this. I just have to remember to aim three feet to the left of what I'm trying to hit.. or was that three feet to the right? Anya begins to reload the crossbow. We see Xander begin to fidget with the engagement ring on his hand. XANDER What say we take a break from the breaking.. you know, give the glue a chance to dry. ANYA But.. XANDER An.. why don't you drop that crossbow before you make your beau cross. ANYA (grumbly) Fine. Anya puts down the crossbow. ANYA Nice play on words by the way. XANDER Thanks. I made it myself. Xander begins to really start pulling on the ring, trying to get it off his finger. Anya notices.. stares horrified. ANYA My God! What do you think you're doing? XANDER (still pulling) I got some of the glue on my ring. I think it's starting to bond to my finger. ANYA Well good. XANDER Good? How is this good? This thing could be stuck on for the rest of my life. Xander goes back to pulling on the ring, head down and concentraty. Icy glare from Anya. Xander stops pulling when he realises what he just said. He looks up. XANDER Okay, that may have sounded less than comforting to an ex-demon with abandonment issues. ANYA Is there a reason why you're so set on getting that ring off? XANDER Is there anything I could possibly say that won't get me in trouble? ANYA No. XANDER (sincerely) Look An. You know I love you. ANYA Well, if you love me.. let it dry. XANDER What? ANYA If it was up to me, I'd get that thing surgically attached to your finger. But apparently, that's considered "taboo" in this culture. Xander gives Anya a quizzical look. ANYA I've asked around.. So now, I'm looking into the possibility of putting some kind of microchip into the ring, so that an alarm would go off if you ever removed it.. you know, like that thing they do with prisoners. I saw it on 60 Minutes. XANDER Okay, remember you told me to tell you when you're talking crazy.. ANYA Well, how else will everybody know that you're taken.. that you're mine? XANDER An.. an engagement ring is a promise. It's a promise to be married, to spend the rest of our lives together. It isn't your personal little brand that you sear on me like a hunk of beef. I mean, if you think like that, you may as well stamp "Property of Anya" on my forehead. Anya looks away, a little embarassed. ANYA (quietly) Well, it doesn't have to be on your forehead. Anya walks away slowly, looking down at her ring. Xander follows, staying behind her. ANYA I love this ring.. you know? XANDER I know. Anya sits down on a bench. Xander sits beside her. ANYA It's the most wonderful thing anyone's ever given me. And believe me, I've never been much of a giver myself.. except for this one time when I was a vengeance demon and I gave this guy a lifetime of crabs.. but that isn't the same thing. Anya turns to face Xander. ANYA I've never given anything to anyone in my life. So I've never expected anyone to give anything to me. Then, you came along.. you came into my life.. (raises her ring finger) and you give me this ring, this beautiful thing.. to me. Do you know what that means? What it says to me? Xander is about to reply. Anya clamps his mouth shut with her hand. ANYA That was rhetorical. Anya looks down and takes a beat to compose her thoughts, then looks back up to Xander, her hand still over his mouth. ANYA It means I'm wanted. That you want me. Me, an ex-vengeance demon turned human. Xander removes Anya's hand from his mouth and smiles. XANDER It's the same for me An. They smile. A brief kiss, followed by a hug. Their heads over each other's shoulders. XANDER Just so we're clear, you know I want you you, not the ex-vengeance demon part right? Anya playfully slaps Xander on the back of his head, then breaks off from the hug. XANDER You okay with the whole deal of putting our wedding plans on hold? You know, until everything settles down. ANYA I understand. Besides, with everyone so worried about the General and being all depressed and missing everyone else, it's not the best time for a wedding. There's nothing worse than a glumful of guests at my wedding reception. XANDER Well, if the General raises his army and starts raisin' hell on earth.. ANYA (pointedly) I said.. there's nothing worse than a glumful of guests at my wedding reception. XANDER Right. My mistake. Anya smiles and gives Xander a quick kiss on the lips. She stands up and exits the training room. Xander smiles, looking on as she leaves. After a beat, Xander begins to start fidgeting with the ring again, trying to get it loose. ANYA (O.S.) (sternly) Let it dry. Xander looks up towards Anya's voice, then back down at his finger. He thinks about reaching for the ring again then thinks better of it. He sits silently on the bench.. the glue drying on his finger. EXT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - DAY to establish. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY ANGLE : DAWN having a conversation on the cordless phone. She is animated and happy.. laughing with the person on the other end. DAWN No.. no. That's what I told her. But it's like high school, you know? Different rules apply. We TRACK Dawn as she walks over to a couch and sits down, listening to the reply. She laughs again. DAWN Oh no. Don't say that. Everyone's always telling me that I should like, you know, cherish and treasure all my high school experiences. But I mean, who's got time for that? Everyone's too busy doing the 'duck and cover'. Dawn laughs again as she listens to the reply. DAWN Yeah.. I know. Her laughter slowly subsides. There is quiet for a beat. DAWN (a tad more serious) So.. Are you okay? INT. AN APARTMENT - DAY ANGLE : TARA on the phone. She sits on a bed in a small, quiet room. TARA I'm fine.. You know, this town, it's not really that far from Sunnydale. It's actually a lot like it, except, you know.. flower shows way up, unexplained homicides way down. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY DAWN (a little dissapointed) So, more Mayberry than Hades. INT. AN APARTMENT - DAY TARA Yeah, but the company's just not the same. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY Dawn smiles. TARA (O.S.) So, you doing okay? DAWN Yeah. I mean, evil undead armies aside, things are better.. you know, between Buffy and me. INT. AN APARTMENT - DAY TARA I'm glad. I'm glad things are working out.. So, Buffy's doing okay? INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY DAWN Yeah. She is. (a beat, reading between the lines) We all are. INT. AN APARTMENT - DAY Tara smiles. TARA Good.. good. It's great to hear your voice Dawnie. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY Dawn smiles warmly. DAWN So, you know when you're gettin' back? INT. AN APARTMENT - DAY Tara is silent for a beat. She looks around her quiet room, looking downcast. TARA I don't know. I just know now isn't the time. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY DAWN (sadly) We miss you. INT. AN APARTMENT - DAY TARA Me too sweetie. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY BUFFY (O.S.) (yelling from upstairs) Dawn! What's this thing under your bed? DAWN (yelling back) The red thing with the black stripes or the blue thing with the silver flaps? BUFFY (O.S.) The green, oozy thing.. Okay, the moving green, oozy thing. Dawn rolls her eyes and talks back into the phone. DAWN Can you hang on for a sec? Potential Summers meltdown upstairs. INT. AN APARTMENT - DAY TARA (smiles) Sure. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY DAWN Be right back. Dawn puts the phone down on the table in front of her and jogs up the stairs. Willow enters through the front door. She comes carrying a few books under one arm and holding on to a cardboard box in another. She looks around the empty house. WILLOW Hello? Hey, Anybody home? I come bearing donuts from far-off convenience stores. Hearing no response, Willow ambles towards the living room where she sets the box down on the table. She starts setting the books down as well but sees that the phone is blocking her. She picks up the phone and puts it to her ear as she starts towards the kitchen.. intent on replacing the phone on its base. INT. AN APARTMENT - DAY Tara hears someone pick up the phone. TARA Dawn? INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY Willow freezes.. startled. She instinctively covers the mouthpiece with her hand.. then looks like she's about to hang up but instead, continues to listen. INT. AN APARTMENT - DAY Tara listens for a beat, then takes her attention away. She folds some clothes on her lap. The phone is still cradled on her neck. She breathes lightly into the mouthpiece. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY We PUSH IN on Willow's face as she continues to listen.. listening to Tara breathing on the other end, looking like she's unable to breathe herself. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/STAIRS - DAY ANGLE : DAWN as she jogs happily down the stairs. She stops near the bottom of the stairs when she sees Willow listening to the phone. She sits down on the steps and just quietly watches. INT. AN APARTMENT - DAY Tara begins to suspect someone is on the line. She listens intently. TARA Hello? Is anyone there? INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY Willow, just barely keeping it together now, looks like she wants to say something.. looks like she's about to say something.. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/STAIRS - DAY As Buffy skips down the stairs. She sees Dawn. BUFFY Dawn. Whatcha' doing? Dawn turns her head to look at Buffy. Buffy looks over in the living room and sees Willow. BUFFY (to herself) Will. As Buffy walks past Dawn on the steps, Dawn reaches out with her hand to try to stop Buffy but fails. DAWN Wait, Buffy.. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY ANGLE : WILLOW on the phone in the foreground. We see Buffy entering the living room in the background. BUFFY (oblivious) Hey Will! You're here. Who's on the line? Willow spins around in shock to see Buffy, then clasps onto the mouthpiece harder with her hand as she looks back at the phone. INT. AN APARTMENT - DAY Tara.. startled.. reacting to having heard Buffy. TARA Willow? INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY Willow, looking distressed, opens her mouth to say something but nothing comes out. She presses the talk button.. hanging up. She drops the phone down onto the couch, runs past Buffy and then Dawn, heading up the stairs. Buffy and Dawn share a look. INT. AN APARTMENT - DAY We see Tara glumly listening to a dead tone on the phone. She hangs it up.. then looks out the window. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE/BUFFY'S ROOM - DAY We see Willow sitting down on the bed, facing away from the door.. looking very sad and on the verge of tears. We see Buffy arrive at the door. She knocks. BUFFY Can I come in? Willow hurriedly tries to recompose herself.. sitting back up. WILLOW It's your room. Buffy enters. She comes over and sits next to Willow. WILLOW (trying to laugh it off) I'm such a flake. Buffy sits quietly.. letting Willow regain her composure. Willow looks at Buffy, then looks down.. thinking for a beat. WILLOW (still looking down) I try not to think about her too much.. cause when I do, I'm like this wreck. This big ten-car pile-up on the expressway.. you know, people rubber-necking as they pass? (takes a deep breath, looks up to Buffy) It just hurts, you know. BUFFY I know. Willow gets up and walks to a window. She looks out. WILLOW When I first met her, it was like.. seeing this new colour in the world. This beautiful colour that I'd never seen before.. and everything looked different. (a beat, then sadder) But now that she's gone, the colour's gone and it's like I can't ever see it again.. and everything looks different. BUFFY We don't have to talk about her if you don't want to. WILLOW It's okay. Besides.. she's always there. I can't not think about her. I mean, I try, but.. It's like you try to fill your head with these other thoughts, you know, just anything else. You cram your head with so much other stuff until the only space left is hers. But it's like, when you fill the spaces around her, it draws a picture.. of her shape, her outline. You see the empty space within you, where she should be. It becomes noticeable, you know.. what's missing. (turning to Buffy) She's my counterpoint Buffy. This wonderful melody. Without her, the world's just this.. noise. Buffy stands and comes up to Willow. She gives her a hug. BUFFY She'll be back. You'll see. Everything will work out. The two stay in a hug for a beat. Willow breaks from the hug. She smiles gratefully at Buffy. WILLOW I'm okay. C'mon. We gotta get to work on the General. I brought over the books Giles told me to look over last night and.. (realising something; shakes her head) Geez.. Willow starts to take off. Buffy grabs hold of her. BUFFY What? Where are you going? WILLOW I forgot one of Giles' books. It's still in my stupid room. I have to go get it. BUFFY Wait.. Where did you leave it? WILLOW It's on the bed. BUFFY Look, I can go get it. You just stay here and look after Dawn, okay? Willow thinks for a bit, then nods. Buffy smiles and leaves. Willow turns slowly towards a mirror and stares at her reflection. EXT. SUNNYDALE STREETS - NIGHT We see Buffy walking along the crowded main street of Sunnydale. She is carrying a book. A few people see Buffy and ever so slightly change their course.. keeping their distance. Buffy notices but carries on. EXT. OUTSIDE THE SUNNYDALE CINEMA - NIGHT Buffy comes across the Sunnydale cinema. She watches the people going in, all happy and cheery. She walks over to the wall and looks at a line of movie posters. Buffy looks at each one.. each selling a different world. ANGLE ON : A MOVIE POSTER entitled "Closing on Night". A Merchant-Ivory type period costume drame. The poster shows a lone woman in a green field, wearing a period dress and holding an umbrella. BUFFY (wistfully) Any life but mine. Suddenly.. WHISPERING VOICE (O.S.) (sweet and seductive voice) Buffy. Buffy spins around and looks around at some of the few people walking by. Some give Buffy strange looks, most ignore her. Buffy looks confused. WHISPERING VOICE (O.S.) Buffy.. Over here. Buffy turns to look over to her right. She starts following the sound of the voice. She walks away from the cinema, away from the crowds. She turns a corner, following the voice. She sees an abandoned building in a dark and deserted part of town. WHISPERING VOICE (O.S.) In here Buffy. Buffy comes up to the door, finds it locked, then breaks through it. She enters. INT. AN ABANDONED BUILDING - NIGHT as Buffy walks carefully through the deserted building. She walks into a large, empty room. Debris scattered everywhere on the dirty, concrete floor. BUFFY Where are you? We hear a low grumbling.. the room begins to shake. Buffy tries to steady herself. The noise becomes louder.. the noise of something grinding through concrete. In the centre of the room, we see the floor beginning to break apart. Suddenly, a loud noise as something explodes through the floor, causing concrete and dust to fly everywhere. Buffy takes cover. The noise dissapears. Buffy straigthens back up, trying to peer through the dust. Her eyes widen as she sees something ahead of her.. REVERSE ANGLE : A WELL jutting through the concrete floor. The well is crooked and is made out of oddly shaped rocks. WHISPERING VOICE (O.S.) I can help you. Buffy, drawn to the voice, walks up to the well, sees the rope and begins to climb down. INT. INSIDE A WELL - NIGHT As Buffy hits the bottom of the well. She is lighted from above.. darkness surrounds her in every direction. Buffy drops the book she is carrying and takes out her stake. WHISPERING VOICE Stay with me. Buffy spins around, trying to locate the voice. BUFFY Show yourself. Buffy hears something moving. She turns to see. REVERSE ANGLE : DARKNESS from which something emerges. A face. We can only just make it out as it is still hidden in semi-darkness but we can tell it isn't a pleasant looking face. The face is disfigured, with lesions and boils. WHISPERER I can help you. BUFFY (takes a beat to look at Whisperer) I don't think so. WHISPERER Then leave. Buffy remains rooted to the spot. WHISPERER You can't you see. You need me. You cannot resist me. BUFFY Okay, this thrall thing? Doesn't work on me. And I've like met the guy who practically invented it. WHISPERER I will admit that your will is stronger than the others. But you see, you can't escape from this. We have heard your wishes. BUFFY Wishes? WHISPERER Everytime someone makes a wish, however trivial, however fanciful.. we are listening. When we see that person in pain, at their lowest point, we call on them and offer them their wishes. BUFFY Somehow, you're not who I pictured as my happy wish fairy. I was thinking more like, you know, a nice little old lady with a wand.. and wings.. and one of those cute pointy hats? WHISPERER Nevertheless, we can offer you something pure. A new start.. a new life. BUFFY A new what? WHISPERER We don't have the power to alter anything in this world. But we do have the ability to open portals to alternate realities. You see, there is an infinite number of realities, all running parallel to this one. BUFFY An infinite number of Buffys? WHISPERER Yes, and in one of these, you will find the life you seek. BUFFY And what? You're doing all this out of the goodness of your demony heart?.. or hearts? WHISPERER Well, nothing comes free. This is the deal I will offer you.. the same deal I have offered the others. I will open a portal to the life you have wished for. I will transport you into that dimension. You will spend twenty-four hours there, at the end of which, the portal will reopen for a short time. If you choose to return to this reality, all you need do is step through the portal. But, if you choose that new life, do nothing and it will be yours. Your memory will be wiped clean and you can have your perfect, guilt-free existence. An existence as real as this one. BUFFY What do you get out of it? WHISPERER If you choose to stay, you will have no further need of the body you are currently inhabiting in this realm. That will stay here with me. BUFFY Wait.. what exactly do you want with my body? WHISPERER I find that people don't usually ask that question. It makes the decision more.. complicated. Besides, it doesn't matter. You'll be living your new life with no memory of this one. All your pain will be washed away. BUFFY This is insane. You can't be serious. WHISPERER We're giving people what they want. An escape from a life filled with pain and anger. It's not so strange. You humans are always looking for a way out of your dreary, broken-down lives. We offer the real thing. BUFFY There's no way.. There are two things I live by. Never trust a demon.. and, you know, never try to pet a cat whose owner always wears really long sleeves. WHISPERER No tricks Buffy. But I must inform you, many have been offered.. none have ever returned. Buffy takes a beat to think, looking hard at the Whisperer. BUFFY Gotta admit. That's some sales pitch you got there.. But I'm not buying. WHISPERER But you've already asked. There's no choice now. Suddenly, a bright portal opens in front of Buffy, accompanied by a loud roar. The portal looks like some giant demony mouth, all red on the inside, with long, thin red tentacles flaying about.. reaching out to Buffy. BUFFY (startled) Wait.. I never asked. When did I ask? Whisperer smiles and closes his eyes. He speaks, but this time, in Buffy's own voice. WHISPERER (in Buffy's voice) Do you know what I wished for on my birthday, when I blew out those candles? I wished that my Mom could come back. I wished that I didn't have to be a parent to Dawn. I wished my life was just normal. Whisperer opens his eyes. BUFFY That.. that wasn't.. I mean, it wasn't serious. WHISPERER Twenty-four hours Buffy. A bright flash emanates from the portal, lighting up the well. It reveals the Whisperer as a head attached to one giant, disfigured blob, coiled all the way around Buffy. Buffy looks.. startled. The light from the portal reaches out and envelops Buffy, then sucks back into the portal. We see Buffy's body collapse to the ground, lifeless. EXT. ON TOP OF A BUILDING - NIGHT As the demony mouth portal rips open in the middle of the air, roaring at the night. The portal hangs at the edge of the roof of a building, about five feet up in the air above the rooftop. Buffy is spat out and she falls heavily onto the roof. Buffy turns to see the portal close. All is again quiet. ANGLE : BUFFY as she slowly stands and looks around her nervously. She stares at the world around her, searching for something familiar. BLACKOUT END OF ACT ONE CONTINUE TO ACT TWO