Episode 14 - Mousetrap
ACT ONE EXT. THE MAGIC BOX - DAY (DAY TWO) to establish. INT. THE MAGIC BOX/TRAINING ROOM - DAY Where we see Buffy, Dawn and Xander doing a bit of Spring cleaning. Buffy is putting some weapons away, Xander is cleaning a window while Dawn sweeps up in a corner. We catch her mid-prattle. DAWN (enthusiastic) And then I told Lili that Nick was totally crushing on her, and she went like, 'Oh my God, that's so not true', and I went 'Please.. So not buying your Helen Keller'. We see Buffy tolerating Dawn's storytelling but she's close to breaking point. DAWN I mean, it's so obvious that he's like pulled into the long-term parking spot right next to her locker and.. BUFFY Hey.. Ricki? Save your batteries for the sweeping, okay? You said you wanted to come along and help cleanup.. so.. go cleanup. DAWN (snarky) If I do, can I please go to the Ball with you later tonight? I do so want to meet the prince. Buffy lets the comment go. She sees Haffy still lying in the middle of the floor. She goes over to it and begins lugging Haffy back to his corner. Xander perks up and rushes over to Buffy. XANDER (happily rolling his sleeves up) Need a hand with that little lady? BUFFY No. I'm good. XANDER (smily, pleady) Humour me here. Buffy steps back from Haffy. A 'be my guest' gesture. Xander happily grabs Haffy under its limp arms and starts to drag him over to a corner.. very slowly. XANDER (straining under the weight) Yup.. You gotta leave the luggin' to us manly construction workers. (more straining, inching along) And I'm talkin' sweaty, ripply muscly, beer ad types here.. not, you know, Village People. Buffy and Dawn watch as Xander struggles with the weight. Xander stops and takes a breather. XANDER (a little out of breath) Exactly what kind of diet is this guy on? DAWN Well, he's not exactly Lamb Chop. XANDER (starts dragging again, one last mighty effort) No, it feels like this guy ate Lamb Chop.. and about five thousand of his cousins. Xander finally manages to drag Haffy to the corner. An exhausted Xander walks over to Buffy. XANDER See? No big. BUFFY Very impressive. A happier Xander walks over to Buffy. XANDER So, where's the old Gilester? Not like him to run off schedule. BUFFY I told him to play hooky.. you know, less with the looky.. at the.. um.. bookies. I just think he's been killin' himself with the research lately. He needs more down time. We can totally take care of the store today. XANDER And he went for it? BUFFY Uh huh. I even convinced him to reacquaint himself with the Espresso Bar. DAWN Wow. BUFFY Yup. He's totally gonna Caruso that place up again. (off looks) The singer.. not the actor. DAWN Oh! Maybe we should like drop in and give him some support, you know, of the morally kind. XANDER Or we could stick some hot pokers in my eyes, cause I hear the experience is roughly similar. INT. SUNNYDALE MALL - DAY CLOSE ON : A HAPPY FACE ON A BALLOON. as someone sticks a long, sharp needle into it, popping it. A dove magically appears and flies out. We WIDEN to reveal a magic act at the mall, with children excitedly watching the magician ply his trade. We PAN away from this noisy scene to TRACK Giles as he walks past the children. We see that the mall is a hive of activity; lots of people, cheery music piped through speakers in the background. Giles walks over to a bench and sits down. We see that he is on the second level of the mall as, from the bench, he overlooks the main shopping area on the ground floor. ANGLE : GILES as he looks down at the people walking by. GILES (as he continues to look down) How are you Christopher? We WIDEN to reveal Christopher sitting on the bench next to Giles. He is eating a hot dog, mustard all over it. CHRISTOPHER (looking at the hot dog) You know, it looks like mustard, it smells like mustard, but let me tell you, it bloody well isn't mustard. Christopher takes another bite from his hot dog. GILES I certainly hope you're bringing more to this table than condiments. Giles leans back and takes a look around, then looks at Christopher. GILES What are we doing here? It's a little late to shop for my birthday. CHRISTOPHER Sometimes, I find that a public place is the best spot to keep your conversations private.. (then, looking down at a store beneath him) and look, sneaker sale! GILES You have something to tell me? CHRISTOPHER I just thought you'd be interested in knowing that our Mr Sandring will soon be on his merry way back to England. Giles looks up, more interested. CHRISTOPHER It took a little.. well, a lot of convincing, but I managed to persuade him to give you and your slayer a second chance here.. to prove yourselves before he recommended any further action. GILES How on earth did you manage that? CHRISTOPHER I simply reminded him of how unwise it would be to cause a stir this close to the election. Who knows? Maybe he'll come round to see your way. GILES And you? CHRISTOPHER It doesn't matter what I think of your methods and how you're handling the sl.. Buffy. But believe me, Rupert, it'll very much matter what Mr Sandring thinks. Once he takes control of the Council, there'd be nothing stopping him. Giles turns back to look at the crowd beneath him. CHRISTOPHER You should also know that, as soon as this business with the General is finalised, I too will be returning home. GILES (flatly) Really. CHRISTOPHER (sarcasm on) Oh, no need to make a scene! I mean, we'll still write each other and talk to each other on the phone like a couple of old girlfriends. GILES Believe it or not Christopher, I do care about what happens to you. I always have. I only wish you did. CHRISTOPHER You've been up practising those lines haven't you? GILES Look at what's happened to you. What you've become.. Empty.. hollow. Is this what she would have wanted? This last sentence strikes Christopher a little harder. He regards Giles for a beat, then turns to look at the crowd beneath them. CHRISTOPHER Take a look down there.. Giles looks. REVERSE ANGLE : CROWD Many people walking about, shopping, laughing, etc.. CHRISTOPHER (O.S.) It's not so strange. ANGLE : CHRISTOPHER face hardens as he continues.. CHRISTOPHER Beneath the masks, you'll find that the world is filled with people who have simply stopped. I'm just one in a crowd. Christopher stands up and throws the remnants of his hot dog in a bin next to the bench. He begins to walk away, then stops. CHRISTOPHER If I were you, I'd take a closer look at myself before I pass judgment on others. You might just see something that you won't like. INT. GENERAL'S MANSION/SASHA'S ROOM - NIGHT ANGLE ON : A PICTURE an old, tattered black and white picture of Sasha. We see a hand holding the picture, a finger tracing the contours of the face in the picture. ANGLE : SASHA as she stares at her picture. Her other hand reaches up to her face as she gently traces the contour of her face as she looks at the picture. We hear the door being opened. Sasha hastily puts the picture away and turns around. The General enters. SASHA General! The General paces around the room, taking a look around. Sasha waits. THE GENERAL Why aren't you out feeding, with the others? SASHA I'm not hungry. Besides, I have to brief our soldiers on the handover of the amulet. There will be time to feed later. THE GENERAL There's no need to fret. Take a night off. Go out and enjoy yourself. Go feed, go play.. whatever takes your fancy. SASHA Really, I don't need to.. THE GENERAL (a harder tone) I'm afraid I really must insist. Sasha shuts up, recognising danger in the tone. THE GENERAL You've been such a busy little bee, you see. Executing plans, giving orders.. Don't think I don't appreciate it. You have been most.. effective. But they see more of you than they do of me. I feel it's time to take a more active role. So, I shall brief them on the handover and I will be the one giving the orders tonight. Furthermore, I intend to be present when we receive the amulet. This is a day I have been working for all these years.. the glory is mine alone. Sasha is about to object, but is cut off. THE GENERAL No arguments Sasha. My mind is made up. An army needs to know who their true leader is, don't you agree? No room to disagree in the tone of that question. SASHA Yes General. THE GENERAL Go out and feed. You look a little pale.. well, more than usual anyway. This night is filled with possibilities. It's crying out for something to happen. EXT. SUNNYDALE CEMETERY - NIGHT We see Buffy patrolling in the cemetery. She wears a black trenchcoat and carries a stake in her hands. All is quiet. Buffy looks around but sees and hears nothing. BUFFY Paging all vampires. Please report to the nice blonde in the black coat with the stake. (turning around, calling out) Anyone? Come on! I guarantee a dusty good time. No one responds. BUFFY (grumbly to herself) So much easier when they jumped out from the dark at you.. On cue: A large, giant figure jumps out from the dark at Buffy. Buffy manages to catch the flying figure and flings it to the ground. She takes a look. REVERSE ANGLE : GIANT RAT-DEMON as it looks angrily back up at Buffy. BUFFY Right premonition, wrong demon. ANGLE : GIANT RAT-DEMON as it begins to snarl, saliva dripping from its mouth, whiskers a twitchin'. BUFFY Wrong, wrong demon. Suddenly, from behind her, a second rat-demon emerges from the darkness. Buffy turns to see. BUFFY And now with the plurals. The two rats attack. Buffy expertly kicks one away while leaping over the second as it rushes her. She lands lightly back on her feet, flips around and shows her stake. The rats notice the stake. RAT#1 It's the slayer. BUFFY Great.. vocalisation. You guys get yourselves some nice Armani suits, a framed diploma and you can start charging by the hour. Rat #1 attacks Buffy again. Buffy stakes it in the heart as it leaps towards her. The rat falls to the ground dead. Rat#2 runs away. We TRACK Buffy as she chases, sprinting past gravestones at great speed. She stops next to a couple of mausoleums. She looks around but cannot see the rat. Buffy hears something and suddenly looks up. REVERSE ANGLE : GIANT RAT-DEMON on top of one of the mausoleum. It jumps down at Buffy. Buffy raises her stake as the rat lands on top of her, staking itself in the process. They both fall to the ground, the rat lying on top, completely covering Buffy. We stay on the motionless rat for a beat as it continues to lie on top of Buffy. Then.. from underneath the rat.. BUFFY I'm so gonna need a bath. EXT. SUNNYDALE STREET - NIGHT ANGLE : A FLASHING NEON SIGN reading 'Barnie's Watering Hole' (ie a bar). We TILT down to reveal a noisy, drunken scene as a few patrons drunkenly emerge from the bar, singing. A couple more are having some sort of argument near the entrance. We can hear loud music blaring from inside the bar. We PAN to a couple standing at a corner, next to an entrance to an alleyway. The guy gives the girl a single flower. The girl smiles, the two stare deeply into each other's eyes then passionately embrace each other and begin kissing. Lots of heavy breathing and mumblings. The girl drops the flower. We TRACK the flower as the wind carries it into.. EXT. ALLEYWAY - NIGHT as we continue to TRACK the flower as it blows along the ground, carrying it deeper and deeper into the alleyway which gets darker and darker the further we travel into it. We slowly FADE DOWN all the outside noise.. the music, the laughing, the kissing couple until there is nothing but silence. As if travelling into a different world. Slowly, we begin to hear the sound of heavy breathing and soft mumblings, like the sound of the kissing couple outside. This sounds gets louder and louder as we continue to TRACK the flower. We continue to TRACK the flower until suddenly, a hand violently slams down on top of it. The hand convulses violently as we continue to move down the body, revealing the face of a young man, lying face-up on the ground. His face is filled with fear as we see a woman's head buried in his neck, her hand on his mouth. We see him struggling vainly to free himself but he is held down tight. The man stops struggling, his body becoming limp. His eyes stare straight up into the night sky, slowly blinking. A vamped Sasha stops feeding and looks at his face. She unvamps. She runs her hand gently down his face. We TRACK Sasha's hand as it moves from the face down to his chest, his pants, then to his feet where we see that in his struggle, one of his shoes is half off. Sasha removes the shoe and pulls down the sock. She looks at a spot near his ankle. ANGLE : MAN'S FOOT where we see a faint pulse, throbbing near the ankle. Sasha watches the throbbing with an almost child-like wonder for a beat, entranced by the sight. She puts a finger on the throbbing vein, covering it gently. SASHA (quiet and soothing) Hush now. ANGLE : MAN'S FACE as he takes his last blink. He stares straight up into the sky, motionless. ANGLE : MAN'S FOOT as Sasha removes her finger. The throbbing has stopped. EXT. WILLOW AND TARA'S DORM - NIGHT to establish. INT. WILLOW AND TARA'S DORM/HALLWAY - NIGHT As we see Tara happily carrying a plastic bag, walking towards her room. She reaches the closed door when she hears Willow and Dawn inside. DAWN (O.S.) That's so cool. How do you do that? WILLOW (O.S.) It's nothing. It just takes a little practice. It took me a little while to figure it out but it's totally easy now. Look, I can make the walls dissapear again if I just.. Tara's smile dissapears, tension creeping into her face. She opens the door urgently and enters.. INT. WILLOW AND TARA'S DORM ROOM - NIGHT ANGLE : TARA as she bursts through the door, urgently looking.. REVERSE ANGLE : DAWN AND WILLOW sitting at the table, both huddled over a laptop. We see some sort of paint/animation program on the laptop. Willow and Dawn turn around, still smiling. WILLOW Hey. DAWN What's up? ANGLE : TARA A big smile; genuinely happy. TARA Nothing. Tara stares happily for a beat, then remembering her bag. She lifts it up to show Dawn. TARA (to Dawn) From the nice people at Blockbusters.. Dawn rushes over eagerly. DAWN Leo? TARA (horrified) Oh God! I thought you said Pee Wee Herman. Now Dawn's turn to look horrified. Tara holds her expression for a beat, then.. TARA (still with same look) Teasing. Tara smiles and hands the bag over to Dawn. DAWN That's just cruel. Dawn takes the bag with a half-smile and heads over towards the TV and VCR set up in the other end of the room. Tara heads over to Willow at the table. She places her hands around Willow's shoulder, hugging her from behind. TARA So, you were showing Dawn something? WILLOW (switching the laptop off) Oh, it's just this animation program I've been working on. It's nothing really. TARA No, it's great. The two smile and kiss briefly. DAWN (O.S.) C'mon, the FBI Warning is up! WILLOW Calm down Dawnie, the boat's not gonna sink for another three hours. Willow and Tara start heading for the bed. Willow is distracted by Amy who seems terribly restless in her cage. Willow walks over to Amy. ANGLE : AMY in her cage, seemingly very interested in a small container placed next to her cage. WILLOW (picking up the container) No, Amy. I know you love your yoghurt drops but we just fed you an hour ago. (re the container) Let's just get this away from you so you can put it out of your mind. Willow walks over to the other side of the room and places the container on a table. ANGLE : AMY still looking at the container from across the room. Willow joins Dawn and Tara on the bed. They are all lying on their stomachs, facing the television screen. Willow grabs the video boxes to take a look. WILLOW The devastating DiCaprio double feature. Why is it when beautiful people have twisted, tortured romances, it ends up being projected onto a big screen for millions to watch and love, but when normal people do it, they end up on Springer? In the background, behind the three girls, we see a small container slowly floating across the room. DAWN (to Tara) So I was thinking, why don't you have a nickname? I mean, there's Xander, An, Buff, Will.. but you're like.. Tara. I think we should give you a nickname. Maybe just shorten your name a little. TARA Tar? Being associated with bitumen doesn't really work for me. Tara smiles, then spots something out of the corner of her eye. She turns behind her to see the container floating behind them. She hops up from the bed and grabs it. TARA Will. WILLOW Wasn't me.. I swear. Tara and Willow look at Dawn. DAWN Don't look at me, I can't even float a boat. Tara looks down at the container. The three girls look at each other for a beat, then turn to Amy. ANGLE : AMY in her cage, looking suspiciously guilty. EXT. SUNNYDALE STREET - NIGHT We see Sasha walking along the street, effortlessly blending in with the crowds. As she passes the Espresso Bar, she hears singing from inside. She stops, drawn to the sound. She backtracks and enters.. INT. THE ESPRESSO BAR - NIGHT As Sasha works her way through the patrons. We hear a familiar voice singing off-screen. Sasha rounds a corner and looks. REVERSE ANGLE: GILES singing and playing his guitar to an appreciative, largely female audience. Sasha smiles. EXT. OUTSIDE THE ESPRESSO BAR - NIGHT As we see Giles leaving with his guitar, saying goodbye to a few people. He heads down a deserted street by himself, heading towards his car. As he takes out his keys to his car, he senses someone behind him. He turns to look. REVERSE ANGLE: SUNNYDALE STREET empty. No one in sight. He turns back and we see Sasha right in front of him, sitting on the hood of his car. She begins to clap. SASHA Bravo! Quite a show. And here I went and left my harmonica back at home. GILES Sasha.. so good of you to crawl out of your cesspool to join us. SASHA I'm glad I didn't hurt your wrist too much. I mean, I wouldn't want to deprive the world of yet another pathetic little man acting out his mid-life crisis. Giles puts his guitar in the back seat. As he does so, we see him reaching for a stake hidden in the pocket at the back of one of the seats. GILES Oh, I'm sure you're above the petty leisurely pursuits of the lower species. SASHA I happen to be an eager connoisseur of art and music. Why, just last week, I fed on an impressionist painter and a cellist. I am a woman of wide, varying tastes. We see Giles hide the stake behind his back when Sasha isn't looking. Sasha turns to Giles and begins walking closer to him. SASHA Oh, how they must love you. So proper and dignified, but beneath it all, there's just a hint of the seething mass of raw and primal emotions just waiting to tear itself out. (very close to Giles now, playfully running a finger over Giles' face) Why don't you show me Rupert. It's another thing I appreciate in a man. GILES We've been a little quiet lately haven't we? It's not like vampires to hide from us, worthless humans. Sasha smiles, then turns and slowly paces back.. SASHA You dissapoint me Rupert. Such a simple little ploy.. trying to appeal to my vanity to get me to reveal more of our plans? I realise humans are such common little creatures but I would have expected a little more from you. After all, you are.. Giles suddenly attacks, lunging at Sasha with the stake. Sasha, with blinding speed, spins around and catches Giles' arm mid-strike. SASHA (smiling, looking at the stake) I spy with my little eye, something beginning with.. Sasha is knocked down from behind by something heavy. She falls to the ground. Giles looks down at Sasha, then back up. REVERSE ANGLE : GIANT RAT-DEMONS from Giles' POV, we see three giant rats. The closest rat looks at Giles and swings at the camera, striking Giles. BLACKOUT END OF ACT ONE CONTINUE TO ACT TWO