Joel Buxton

Joel is the dude that lives 2 doors down from me. He makes me laugh, so that gets him points, but he has a problem called The omega quandary. You can go find it yourself on his page. Oh yeah, Joel is in the cave. He lives in this crappy little room that looks like a cave because joel has no lights on. Holly calls it the cave of wonders. Click to see Joel vs Big Ian.

Joel can play on the computer extremely effectively. He does it too much, then gets cabin fever. Cabin fever can also be found on his page, but you aren't getting a link this time. Go back and hit it, you lazy ass! Anyways, Joel is in ConEd, so soon he'll be corupting small children.  I think he plays guitar too, but mostly he is either on the computer, or on the computer and pretending to talk to his girlfriend on the phone at the same time.

I am Joel's friend. Thats it. Actually, here we have mostly the same friends. Joel is also tight with his and my friends at Traill, the downtown campus. I believe that coming from Markham, Joel has a few friends there, but that is irrelevant to you, unless you're a friend from Markham, and in that case, get the hell out of my site!

Joel's dad looks like Joel's mousepad. There is a story behind it and you don't get to know. He has an older sister who is gorgeous. We have fun together.

This is me carrying Joel home because the Omega Quandary has taken effect, wherein Joel drinks too much too fast and ends up passing out at ten o'clock. Then he wakes up the next morning, because he went to bed at the same time as the Bobbsey twins. And it cuts my night short too, but i'm not that bitter, because Joel is a funny jack-ass when he's drunk.

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