"Little" Ian Darke

Ian is one of Lauren and my friends in the e/f staircase. He is a lot of fun and tends to lose chunks of time when he drinks. I play inramural hockey with him and we were on the same floorhockey and football team this year. I think that Ian would make a good fast-talking action hero. As his trusty sidekick, i see wiener-kid Chris O'Donnell.

Little Ian is a big fan of professional ballroom dancing, and has been taking tap dancing lessons for the past 13 years. Quite a guy. He also mountain bikes and is often seen taking off from campus in the wee hours of the morning. Quite a man, that Ian!

I consider myself one of Ian's friends, as do many others at Trent University. I'm sure he has friends from home, but that is irrelevant to me, and that is all that matters. Me.

Since i have never met his family, or even heard about them, i am led to believe that Ian was brought up by rabid timberwolves in Siberia..

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