The First Annual
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The DEVO award for intelligence

Cherokee Visions You don't even have to leave the house. For a fee, you can get phone and/or e-mail readings, dream interpretation, runes, or have someone asign to you a Native American Totem Animal!

The Rush Limbaugh award for accuracy

Eagle Lodge Spiritual Center: Here, you can find out your totem animal by e-mail and learn of the wisdom of the ant, the emu or the wombat!

The Bill Gates Award for Ethics

If you've got more money than sense, then this is the place for you! Run, do not walk, to your computer and go to the on line Inner Wisdom Store where you can order Personal Empowerment oil for $15.00, get a money spell for $12.95, Feng Shui Hanging Crystals for $20.00 or have someone give you your very own 9 count them 9 personal Native American Animal Totems for only $25.00!!! This operation got caught in the old Indian Arts and Crafts trap, so it just changed the fake "Native American" crap to fake "Australian Aboriginal" crap.

The Spiro Agnew award for Diplomacy

Sweetgrass Lodge
Someone named "Turtleheart" has mounted an irrational campaign against the Native American students at the University of Arizona for not signing her guestbook nicely. Visit the next page to see the gory details.









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