Car Freaks - You Might Have a Beat Up Car If

Beat Up Car

You might have a beat car if the police are constantly pulling you over to check for dead bodies because the car stinks so bad.

You might have a beat car if your own mother would rather walk ten miles to your house, then ride in the car.

You might have a beat car if your own wife divorices you because she is so ashamed of it.

You might have a beat car if everyone in your town stops and stares and says what the hell?

You might have a beat car if your own mechanic hung himself to avoid working on your car.

You might have a beat car if everytime you pull into your local Pepboys and everyone asks you if you won the demo derby?

You might have a beat car if the entire thing is held together by duct tape and clothes hangers.

You might have a beat car if everytime you drive it people think it's on fire and call 911 because it smokes so bad.

You might have a beat car if you try to put it in a junkyard and the owners tell you were not taking that piece of crap.

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