1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road
you would have to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway
for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause
your car to stop and fail and you would have to
re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you
would accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a
time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then
you would have to buy more seats.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by
the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as
easy to drive - but would only run on 5 percent of
the roads.
6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive
Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make
their cars run much slower.
7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would
be replaced by a single "general car default" warning
light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say "are you sure?"
before going off.
10. If you were involved in a crash, you would have
no idea what happened.
