Addicted2

39.You look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore
       button handy.
40.You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer.
41.You have withdrawal symptoms if you are away from the puter for more
       than a few hours.
42.You use chat lingo in everyday life (if you still have one... hehehe).
43.You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.
44.Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.
45.You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online
       before you have your first cup of coffee.
46.You have to inject No-Doz to keep awake.
47.You have your computer set up so that it goes directly
       into your chat room.
48.You don't know where the time has gone.
49.You end sentences with three (or more) periods while
       writing letters in pen/pencil.
50.Your relationship online has gone farther than any
       real one you have had.
51.You get up at 2 am to go the bathroom but go
       turn on your computer instead.
52.You spell things out loud instead of actually saying the word.
53.You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
54.When you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}}
       and Big Welcomes.
55.You stop typing whole words and use things
       like ppl, dunno and lemme.
56.Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB,
       leave your nickname and Iwill TTYL."
57.You type faster than you think.
58.You got your psychiatrist addicted to chat, too, and are now undergoing
       therapy in privaterooms instead of at his office.
59.You want to be buried with your computer when you die or vice versa.
60.You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.
61.You can actually read and follow all the names of the cast
       that scrolls up your tv screen at the end of a movie.
62. People say, if it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes and
       fingers, you would have long ago been classified as a vegetable.
63.You dream in text.
64. Being called a newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
65.There are times when there is no interesting chat in any room and you
       are really bored yet you don't want to leave in case you miss something.
66.You double click your tv remote.
67.You can now type at more than 70 wpm.
68.You think about starting a 12-step recovery group for chat junkies.
69.You are on the phone for a minute and need to do
       something else you say "BRB" or "BBL".
70.You check your e-mail and forget you have real mail aka snail mail.
71.You go into withdrawls during dinner.
72.You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to
       everyone in a room.
74.You stop speaking in full sentences.
75.You have gone into an unstaffed tech support room and ended up
       "giving" tech support to other chatters.
76.You have to be pryed from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life.
77.You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted
        to "check your mail" and while you were there you "just wanted
        to see who's on".
78.You meet people from chat in public and have no idea
       what their real name is, so you call them by their nickname.
79.You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom
        and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed.
   80.You turn off your modem and get this awful
        empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
   81.You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for free
        Internet access.
   82.You find yourself typing "com" after every period,
        when using a word processor.com
   83.You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
   84.You can't call your mother . . . she doesn't have a modem.
   85.You check your mail. It says "no new messages" -
        so you check it again
   86.You move into a new house and decide to
        netscape before you landscape.
   87.You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
   88.After reading this message, you immediately e-mail it.
   89.You try to enter your password on the microwave.
   90.You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
   91.You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and
        he emails you back "What's for dinner?"
   92.Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
   93.You chat several times a day with a stranger from Canada,
        but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
   94.Your reason for not staying in touch with family is
        that they do not have e-mail addresses.

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