1.  I keep pitchin' um and you keep missin' um
2.  I only have one nerve left and you're getting on it 
3.  I taut I taw a putty tat
4.  I think I've got it 
5.  I wouldn't touch that dog cause he don't take to pettin            6.  if I only had a brain 
7.  If you try to hold my hand I'll slug you
8.  I'll ho ho and ha ha you
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1. I'm having a bad day can i have a hug
2. I'M HERE, I'M HERE! LET THE BELLS RING AND THE BANNERS FLY
3. I'm like totally blonde
4. I'm tryin to think but nothin happens          
5. Is that your final answer
6. it can only be attributable to human error
7. it's sass right, your sassing me 
8. i've just been looking around your hard drive, boy are you in trouble
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1.  Karate made my whole body a weapon
2.  last_stwaw_wabbit
3.  laughing
4.  lies
5.  Now looky I say looky here
6.  Loser Loser Loser
7.  Wolf Howl
8.  Marcia marcia marcia
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1.  Lu Cucucucu
2.  You are a meathead
3.  modify your conduct
4.  moofiegotem
5.  Mr Boob that's me, B O O B
6.  nananana
7.  nany nany boo boo, stick your hand in poo poo
8.  neener neener neener
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1.  Now go home all of you until you can play nice
2.  Now I am the master, you are the slave. You are in my power.
3.  Oh boy - wabbit twacks
4.  oh goody goody i've done a good thing and i get a prize
5.  Okay,you win,I give up,I stop
6.  outfox ol granny huh!
7.  Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
8.  people come and go quickly here
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1.  Pepe -  kiss kiss kiss
2.  Pepe - Where are you, I am looking for you!
3.  oh that woman, got a mouth like an outboard motor, all the time putt putt putt putt
4.  quick hurry look over there quick!
5.  shaddup
6.  sheesh
7.  SHUTUP!
8.  singing in the bathtub, happy once again, watching all my twoubles go swimming down the dwain
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1. Snap out of it!
2. Please, don't tell anyone, they would think you were mad I know!!!
3. sssssmokin'
4. Stupid is as stupid does
5. sufferin_succotash
6. Thank you, thank you very much
7. Things that Make you go HMMMMMM
8. Uhhhhh, are you, like, being kinky n' stuff
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1. We shouldn't laugh, really shouldn't
2. Welcome to the realm of the truly bizarre
3. well isn't that special
4. When you got to go, you've got to go
5. Wow, wow, wow, all I can say is WOW
6. yeehaw
7. You stuff your sorrys in a sack mister
8. What we've got here is a failure to communcate
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