MEDICAL EXAMS
A poem by Ogden Nash
EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my...
Up From the Egg: The Confessions of a Nuthatch Avoider
Bird watchers top my honors list. I aimed to be one, but I missed.
Since I'm both myopic and astigmatic, my aim turned out to be erratic...
A “C”, an “E-Flat”, and a “G” go into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” ...