Skye meets Max
August 3, 1999

MAX: OK, OK, BEFORE YOU THROW A FIT, I KNOW YOU WANTED ME TO STAY IN COURT, MAINTAIN THE BUCHANAN PRESENCE AND ALL THAT, BUT I COULDN'T. IT WAS TOO BORING. MAY I? THANK YOU VERY MUCH. BESIDES, I WAS AFRAID THAT BLAIR MIGHT SHOW UP, AND I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO STEER CLEAR OF HER. AM I RIGHT? YEAH, RIGHT. BE THAT WAY. CHEERS. YOU DID ME A BIG FAVOR. I DIDN'T SEE IT AT FIRST, BUT YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HER. I AM THROUGH WITH BLAIR. MATTER OF FACT, I'M THROUGH WITH ALL WOMEN. ESPECIALLY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. YOU KNOW, IF I NEVER SEE ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL WOMAN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, IT'LL BE TOO SOON.
SKYE: IS THAT A FACT?

 SKYE: SO, YOU MUST BE NIGEL.
MAX: NIGEL IS THE BUTLER.
SKYE: AND?
MAX: DO I LOOK LIKE A BUTLER TO YOU?
SKYE: WHY DON'T YOU CLEAN THIS UP AND LET ME WATCH.
MAX: WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY?
SKYE: WHO ARE YOU IF YOU'RE NOT NIGEL?
MAX: I'M MAX BUCHANAN, ASA'S SON. I HAPPEN TO LIVE HERE. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
SKYE: I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT ASA HAD TWO SONS, BO AND CLINT.
MAX: OH, GEE. NOW HE'S GOT THREE.
SKYE: "NOW"?
MAX: MM-HMM.
SKYE: WHAT DID YOU DO, CRAWL OUT OF THE WOODWORK?
MAX: IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING.
SKYE: HUH. KNOW THE FEELING. SO, WHO'S THIS BLAIR PERSON YOU'RE ALL TWISTED UP ABOUT? YOUR WIFE?
MAX: I DON'T HAVE A WIFE.
SKYE: REALLY? I HAD YOU PEGGED FOR THE MARRIED TYPE.
MAX: REALLY? NOPE. NOTHING. UH-UH.
SKYE: SO YOU DON'T WEAR A RING. JUST MAKES IT EASIER TO PICK UP STRAY WOMEN.
MAX: I DON'T PICK UP WOMEN.
SKYE: HMM. ESPECIALLY NOT IF THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT?
MAX: YOU KNOW, WE'VE JUST MET. I HAVE TO SAY THAT I ALREADY DON'T LIKE YOU.
ASA: BETTER START LIKING HER, MAX. SHE'S GOING TO BE STICKING AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE.
MAX: IS THAT RIGHT?
ASA: MAX, THIS IS SKYE CHANDLER. THIS WOMAN IS GOING TO HELP US PUT BEN DAVIDSON OUT OF OUR MISERY -- PERMANENTLY.

MAX: SKYE CHANDLER, AS IN ADAM CHANDLER?
 SKYE: NO.  AS IN RAYMOND CHANDLER.
 MAX: OH.  I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU COULD READ.
 SKYE: CUTE.  I'M ADAM CHANDLER'S DAUGHTER, UNFORTUNATELY.
 MAX: WHY UNFORTUNATELY?  I THINK IT'D BE COOL TO HAVE A BILLIONAIRE FOR A DADDY.
 ASA: YOU HAVE A BILLIONAIRE FOR A DADDY.
 MAX: OH, YEAH, I DO.    COOL.
 ASA: I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE, MAX.  I'VE GOT SOME THINGS TO DISCUSS WITH SKYE.
 MAX: BEN DAVIDSON?
 SKYE: THE ONE AND ONLY.
 MAX: WHAT'D HE DO, BREAK YOUR HEART?
 SKYE: DIDN'T YOU HEAR YOUR DADDY?  GET A MOVE ON.
 MAX: HELLO, I MUST BE GOING.  GOOD-BYE, SKYE.
 ASA: YOU'RE NOT GOING SOFT ON ME, ARE YOU, SKYE?
 SKYE: JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT FOND OF MY FATHER DOESN'T MEAN THAT I CAN'T BE JUST AS RUTHLESS.  SOME THINGS ARE IN THE BLOOD.

SKYE: TO SUCCESS.
 ASA: THERE IS NOTHING LIKE IT.
 MAX: SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
 ASA: WHY DO IT, THEN?  I TOLD YOU TO VAMOOSE.
 MAX: YES, YOU DID, BUT I'M BACK.  I GOT SOME NEWS A FEW MINUTES AGO.
 ASA: IT BETTER BE IMPORTANT.
 MAX: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT.  LINDSAY WAS RELEASED FROM JAIL.  ALL CHARGES WERE DROPPED.
 ASA: WHAT?  DAMN!  NO!  JEEZ!
 
 

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