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Let's see if we can each add one to this list.
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You might be a Blackneck if...
> * your neck does the snake when you're in a heated discussion
> * your 3 year old child can't talk, but can do the tootsie roll
> * your curfew was ever determined by a street light
> * an extension cord or hot wheel track was your worst enemy
> * your initial credit was established at a rent-a-center or check-o-matic
> * your credit is no longer accepted at rent-a-center or check-o-matic
> * you established your credit with Finger-Hut
> * a horses mane and your hair have the same texture
> * a "track meet" describes an appointment with your hair dresser
> * you wear a suit with sandals
> * you wear sandals with multi-color tube socks
> * your suit once belonged to your other 3 brothers
> * everything you eat requires a touch of hot sauce
> * you have a soul brother fist anywhere in your car
> * you cried when they took "The Jefferson's" out of syndication=20
> * you watched "homeboys in outerspace" for more than 5 minutes
> * now/later candy and a dill pickle are/were considered delicacies
> * you ever bought pigs feet/knuckles from the gas station
> * you ever bought microwave pork rinds
> * your steering wheel is wrapped with fake fur
> * you carry a cell phone or pager with no service
> * you save the frozen dinner plates
> * you save the aluminum pie plates and reuse them
> * the "cool whip" container is now your cereal bowl
> * there's a big wooden fork and spoon on the wall in your kitchen
> * the screen door has no screen
> * the air freshener in your car smells like cigarette smoke
> * you've never stood in line without cutting
> * you got in for free and still complained
> * you ever had roach clips hanging from the rearview mirror
> * you owned a blacklight to go with your velvet posters
> * you ever had beaded room dividers hanging in your doorway
> * you ever had curve finders and fog lights on your car
> * you ever wore corn rows or braids for an extended period when they
needed
> to be tighten or redone
> * you ever bought Bergamont or NuNile or Sporting Waves palmade
> * you ever went outside with your jehri curl bag, or hair rolls in your
hair
> with house shoes
> * you ever used a hot comb or brought a blowout kit... tick, tick, tick,
boom!!
> * if "One nation under a groove" was your national anthem
> * you ever brought "tennis" shoes at the grocery store
> * you ever wore a crochet hat made with beer cans
> * you ever been to a two dollar car load drive in movie, with people
hiding
> in the trunk
*if you ever cashed in pop/soda bottles at the store for candy or snacks.
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>> >> > THEN YOU MIGHT BE A BLACKNECK!
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