Captions!!!
These are a handful *cough!!* of captions I've picked up along the way... Along what way?  I don't know.  anyway, I think 1 or maybe even 2 are origional, the rest of them aren't- I don't know where I've picked up what, so we'll just say THEY DON'T BELONG TO ME!!!  If I remember the source I'll say so, if I don't but you do Email me and tell me who deserves credit for which caption.
You think this is a peaceful picture?  Be hind this wall stands an army od Dwarves ready to attack. Unfortunately, they ran out of boxes...
If anyone shoots an arrow that close to my head one more time I swear they'll be sorry!!!
E..L...I...J...E... No, darn it!
But I wanted to ride the pony!
The name's Baggins... I mean Underhill.  Frodo Bag- uh, Underhill, that is.  Dang!
Legolas learned the hard way that the feathers tickle
This needs no caption
Hugo Weaving auditions for the part of the Balrog.