For you poor Quicktimeless souls.... The Lord of the Rings in 60 seconds (as told by Hollywood Video)
	Bilbo: Frodo, I'm going away and I'm leaving you my magic gold ring. Frodo: Wow, your ring? Bilbo: Yeah, hope you like it! Bye! *door slams* *door opens* Oh, and the ring is cursed.  *door slams* *Knock knock knock* Frodo: Hi, Gandalf! Gandalf: Hey, nice ring! Frodo: Yeah!  And it's cursed! Gandalf: Really?  Does it have an inscription of ancient evil? Frodo: Let's see.  It says, "Brendan and Tanya forever!" Gandalf: No, under that. Frodo: Oh.  Here it is.  "If found, please return to Sauron, Lord of Darkness." Gandalf: Ooh, that's bad.  The Lord of Darkness probably has evil henchmen looking for it right now! *Knock knock knock* Frodo: Who is it? Sing-song voice: Evil henchmen! *Door opens* Frodo: Yes, what can I do for you? Evil Henchman: The Lord of Darkness has lost his Ring of Evil.  Do you have it? Frodo: Noo... Evil Henchman: uuh, what about his Sunglasses of Evil? Frodo: Nope. Evil Henchman: His keys to the Evil-mobile? Frodo: No, sorry.  I have to go now. Bye! Evil Henchman: uh, wait, what about his Umbrella of Doom? *door slams* Evil Henchman: *voice muffled* His Galoshes of Wickedness?  Hello?
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