So you've come this far. And still haven't found the porn have you. Just type porn in google you sad bunch of ingrates! havn't i given you enough entertainment and fullfillment already? And did you bring the milk? No, i aint going crazy but i will tell you whats been up in my life so far. One day, long long ago, on a sunny day of april 6th 1987, i was born. I didn't have a website then due to the lack of unusable fingers. but that didn't stop me. i grew up! then i created a website which i didnt really maintain. do you want me to tell you why i havent been maintaining my site, first of because the little amount of time i have. Please vote whether you would like to know why. why i havent been maintaining my site, and whether you like it. thank you. Sign the GUESTBOOK!!!!

A Chicken and a Egg check into a prestigeous hotel after a heavy night of drinking. After about 10 mins in the bed, the egg lights up his ciggerette and smirks, "Well I guess that settles that age long saying".

For those of you not to get it (dumbasses), Keep this in mind. What came first, the chiken or the egg?