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You've been

by Red's Special Fairy





This special friend
I've sent to you
Just to ensure
Your day's not blue.

Don't wipe off that dust
For it is magic
And for the effect
This fairy must have traffic!

If you don't pass her on
The spell will fade,
Causing runs in nylons
and clothing gets frayed!

Your screen will fail,
losing all the red,
making all happy greetings
look BLUE instead!

So share this blessing;
Send this page to your friends.
Then life will be turkey and dressing
And not dried-up meatloaf ends.

Your fortune will increase,
any flab will disappear,
all annoyances cease,
you'll be happy all year!


For this to work you must send this fairy
to ten people today!




Page and poem (sic) by Redheaddad


Music by Dexy's Midnight Runners





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